Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels

Zoooooo. *Digs its way up from the ground. Yep, after a little winter nap, this mole is ready to burrow through the earth for a bit of spectacle and ‘trust nobody’ whispering. So buckle up, TV fans, from NOW on Amayzine is officially renamed Amolzine.

And we immediately have a scoop. With nearly 3 million viewers hooked, this is the most-watched season premiere EVER. Was it worth the hype?

Everything I thought during the very first episode.

1. Oh fuck, I still need to get used to the candidates. I only really know Evi Hanssen (from Expedieeeesiee), Nielson, and Nikkie Tutorials. Oh, and that guy from Heel Holland Bakt.

2. Hmmm, I do miss that spectacular opening challenge a little, to be honest. Hey and Rik, darling, I get that it’s exciting, but it’s going well, loosen up a little.

3. Those curls. That face. That Spanish accent. I think I’m in love. With Jamie.

4. Can we already make the first joke about Nikkie’s makeup in the Colombian heat? It reminds me a bit of the dripping candle I bought at Xenos recently.

5. Evi really needs to act a bit normal. Why drop that box in the water? Why bike hard ahead all by yourself? Why want to grab the envelope immediately while your fellow candidates say you need to wait a bit? Which by the way means we can immediately cross Evi off my list, because the producers will never put so much emphasis on a Mole in the very first episode.

6. FUCK MY POINTS ARE NOT WORKING IN THE APP.

7. Uh, Niels, I-feel-sexy-when-I-dance-dude? Please don’t. That dancing. Anything but sexy. Sorry. HAHA.

8. You know the new season of WIDM has really started when the first comments about Chris Zegers being on crystal meth are made. HAHA.

9. The police are looking for E. Lust, the woman who threw her TV onto the street around 8:12 PM on Saturday night and hit a cyclist in the process. Hey, it’s okay, El. My inner ether disciplinarian was also crying inside.

10. Finally, let’s take a look at some suspicious actions from this week.

• Niels suggests skipping the exemptions in the interim poll and going straight for the cash money. It seems very risky to do this right away as a Mole.
• Sinan who was biking ahead and taking the rest along with him. By the way, he was also the one who encouraged Evi to bike ahead. Hmmm.
•  Jamie was pulling boxes up on the bridge like a Rambo. Anyway, Mr. was very ‘Jan Versteegh’-active this episode. More boxes = more exemptions, more exemptions = more chance that the team would leave the 2500 behind.
• During the opening scene where the jokers are filled with exemptions, a cabinet can be seen, clearly showing boxes with ‘sucre’, or ‘sugar’. Could this be a reference to ‘Heel Holland Bakt’ jury member Robèrt?
• Oh yes: LINDAnieuws reports that Nikkie de Jager had to leave the program early due to personal circumstances. Hmmm. If this turns out to be true, we can cross off another Mole.

Alright, a fairly tame first episode, hopefully next week will be explosive. Oh and before I forget: my Insta @kikiduren is officially opened for all the craziness you encounter, so if you happen to think over the weekend: what is he/she doing?!, just send me a message, and I’ll bundle all your findings, the more chance we have to unmask the Mole this year on time. Because Jan made me look ridiculous last year, you get that.

Alright, will I see you mole buddies here again next Monday? Cozy. Heart at the bottom if you’re also über-über-excited for next week. Yeah sorry, can’t help it. Bye mole mafkeesjes. Lobi!