Kiki's temptation island babbles
Oh. My. God. I don't know about you, but if being nailed to your chair is a verb, I was nailing it last night. The good old ‘recap episode’ is one for the books. We watch together with the singles how the couples are doing a few months after their return home. Who survived the kamizake game for adults? And especially: who gets a surprise of size? Buckle up, time to babble. Yep, the very last time this season.
1. I don't really know why it intrigues me so much in the preview, but ROGER ON THE BIKE = LIFE. HAHAHA.
2. Have we figured out that participating as a seducer is just a much better idea? Okay, a bit awkward with those sexist promo images at the beginning, but other than that? Sit back and relax and watch the drama in the cinema. Anyone want popcorn?
3. Nice guy to have a biscuit with...
Gaetan...
Oh wait.
He. Says. Poop. Instead. Of. Butt.
Thank. You,
Next.
4. Okay okay okay okay, but wait a minute. HO. What's up with Heikki and Milou?? She suddenly dumped him and he can't have anyone else either? Has that chick gone completely loco?
5. Well, respect for Demi who looks dryly into the camera and just honestly admits that she participated for the name recognition. Seriously, can you think of anyone in the history of reality TV who just says that? That's what I mean. Douze points for our Deemz. Nah, ten then. Because of the orange turtleneck.
6. Tile wisdom of the day: ‘You can't start a fire in the rain, huh.’
7. Huh, Roger and Laura are also each looking for their own way? Is there seriously a season made in which the least ever happened, but the most couples broke up? What was this, some psychological Tempah?
8. Roger: ‘I just love to party. To enjoy..’ – WAIT A MINUTE WHO IS THIS????
9. Oh no. The moment you knew was coming. Morgan and Rodanya like two happy goats with their new vacuum cleaner. And then... comes the confession from Danicio. Her look. Her look. Her look. Her reaction. SHE WALKS AWAY. With #guilty burned on her forehead. I just can’t. Rodan: ‘I don't want to be the sensation of the show.‘
Morgan: ‘Well, you already are.’
10. Time for a moment of realization. At the beginning of Temptation, I had zero respect for Morgan and didn't understand why Rodanya stayed with him. But now, respect for Morgan and nothing times for Rodanya. Weird.
11. And of course to conclude: the best tweets we couldn't ignore this last episode:
– ‘Can someone tell the candidates of #temptationisland that the intention is to jump into bed DURING the filming of the show, and not to wait until afterwards? That way the show misses its goal, and it just becomes a very drawn-out dating show.’
– ‘Producer: ah Rodanya, can you do something normal for a change? Ro: ? P: yes, vacuum or something...
Ro: Okay..... Danicio: and then I went along, to buy a vacuum.. Me: ha! Proof is still in the living room!!!’
– ‘Laura suddenly rises 725172 points on the likeability ladder, huh #TEMPTATIONISLAND’
– ‘Morgan shows that he is mature. I hope he meets a really nice new girlfriend.’
– ‘And the Pinocchio Award goes this season to... Rodanya. Could easily go into politics.’
– ‘Can I sign up somewhere to do the casting for a next season of #TemptationIsland? I assume that intern who did it this year doesn't have to come back...’
Okay, disaster tourists. That was it. Temptation 2019 is over. Compliments to all the fighters who made it to the last episode. It was tough, but we did it. See you next year!
And I'm not done yet...
And I find it quite weird...
Re te te...
FAK SIDNEY I MISS YOU ALREADY.
