Obsessed with Anna Nooshin & co's Cape Town vacation
I don't know about you, but I've caught myself way too often this past week scrolling through the Insta pages of certain people. You can't avoid it, even if you wanted to. But believe me: I don't want to. I find it all extremely interesting. The two hottest couples of the moment (+ Robbert, haha) are on vacation and the world should know. And this is what I think.
1. Until a few weeks ago, I had no clue who @sirzeta was and now I've clicked on that name at least ten times. Shameless.
2. In fact, I keep clicking through. From Kaj to Jessie to Anna to Robbert to Sirzeta, to Merith. And yes, Merith had 10K last week and is now crawling towards 30 thousand. Behold the power of the shoutout.
3. I also need to go to Cape Town. Fuck.
4. There’s a new couple in town. I love Kaj. I love Jessie. This is officially the fucking cutest couple on earth.
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5. Hey, there are Vivian and Rien too. Why is everyone there? Why am I not there?
6. How can people eat McDonald's and still be so slim?
7. If those are bikinis, what are those gigantic bathrobes doing in my underwear drawer? Fuck. I seriously need new bikinis.
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8. Ah gus, my boy Kaj and Jessie are still a little bit awkwardly in love with being online together. Adorable.
9. I’m cracking up at the videos they’re recreating on Kaj's account.
10. I actually feel like I'm on vacation with those people.
11. In fact, if you just don't check for an hour, you've missed ten Stories.
12. Okay, due to the clicking through, I've just seen from two maybe even THREE different angles how shots are being downed. Maybe no internet for me today.
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13. A quarter later: *opens Instagram. How strategically has this vacation actually been planned? Would Kaj and Jessie have thought beforehand to do their grande we-are-together reveal here?
14. I love Pjotr, Robbert's alter ego. In fact, I think I can say that I am a co-creator of this character. ‘Iek denk jij mai niet verkeet toch, Robbert? Deze matroesjka geeft gerieneriengen van geeele wilde nacht in Parijs. Iek bedoel maar.’
15. Still curious, huh. Are they sending each other tikkies at the end of those lunches?
16. My inner Sherlock is also seriously wondering who the people are sitting at the table in the Stories but who are not tagged. Hmmm, interesting.
Anyway, dear people of the good life in Cape Town, damn it, you deserve it. BUT NOW STOP WITH THOSE STORIES I STILL HAVE TO WORK TODAY.
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