Oooo, pizza: this is what we prefer to eat after sex

They say that sex is just like pizza. If it's bad, it's still good enough. Or something. It's very understandable that we associate pizza with sex, because research shows that after sex, we prefer to eat this Italian culinary delight. In bed. Okay, I might be making that part up, but it sounds good, right? By the way, this research dates back to 2000, so sushi burritos and the vegan hype hadn't been invented yet. But honestly: if the same research were done again, I would expect the same results.

The research was conducted by Yelp among a large group of millennials, and it also showed that these millennials don't necessarily have high standards. When it comes to food, that is. After an extensive sex session, almost no one felt like actually going out to eat, let alone for a fancy dinner. No, no, of the part that still wanted to eat together, the vast majority wanted to order or takeout. But then it becomes a fight over who goes out the door. Ordering it is. By the way, two-thirds of the respondents wanted absolutely nothing and preferred to get out the door as quickly as possible. How romantic.

In my opinion, it is indeed romantic to devour a pizza together in bed, but that might also have to do with my great love for pizza. Okay, that shawarma or that quattro formaggi might not be the best option, but a Margherita seems safe enough to me. Netflix on and just cuddle.

Not everyone preferred pizza, by the way (I can't understand that, but okay). The top 4 consisted of pasta, tacos, and ice cream. Okay, I can still get behind that pasta and ice cream. But tacos? What kind of mess is that? I can never eat those things charmingly. They should only be eaten during one night stands. And that way you know for sure that he or she really likes you if they still want to do you after that eating session. You also immediately know where you stand.