Or we can even stop knocking on the door at Chateau Meiland

First of all: I must have been living under a rock because I watched Chateau Meiland for the first time this weekend. If you don't know the SBS6 program: welcome to the club and lucky you, because there are still a few good moments of uncontrollable laughter waiting for you. Anyway, the family (who moved to France to open a chateau) can barely handle the success, as apparently more and more people are knocking at the gates of their French castle. And that is, according to castle lord Martien, not really the intention. ‘Dear people. This chateau is only accessible to guests who stay overnight. So please, no passersby,’ Martien now emphatically requests. According to the reality star, there are regularly Dutch people rattling at the gate to take a look. ‘Yes, last week people were just walking through the bushes here. We just can't have that.’ Ah gus, he's right. The price you have to pay for fame. Just leave the Meiland family alone, and just catch up on Uitzending Gemist. Good luck with breaking down, huh.