Our names if we were La Casa de Papel team members

Then I walk in my red overall. It's boiling hot with that mask, man. Danielle is negotiating with the police, Annick is counting the money like crazy and Lotte is laughing while printing banknotes. Adeline is the hostage chief, May is busy calling El Professor and Annabelle is having a little nervous breakdown in the toilet. Lil turns Bella Ciao  the volume up a bit more and then the realization hits: we will soon be millionaires.

Oh yes, ladies. I suddenly see it in front of me. Amayzine goes Banco de España. Full throttle. Well, you are a visual thinker or you are not. But before that happens, colleagues, we still need to discuss a few things. Credible names. Not entirely unimportant in times of Spanish crisis. I took the liberty. Here they come.

Paris

Pronounce as: Parííís
I didn't have to think long about this. This will be May. Definitely.

Venecia
Pronounce as: Beneçia
It just sounds badass. Yep, this is me. I feel this one.

Londres
Pronounce as: well, actually the same: Londrrrès
Typical case of Lil.

Estambul
Pronounce as: Estamboel

When the world is on fire, it's our Annick in the form of the Turkish city that comes to save us.

Bruselas

Pronounce as: Broesèllahs

Annabelle. No idea why. It just sounds nice.

Atenas
Pronounce as: Athhhhenas, with that nice lazy accent.

Adeline. (Aad, come on. You know you were actually San Petersburgo, pronounce as: San-Petersboehrgo, but I would never tell anyone that you thought that wasn't a cool name and came up with Athens instead. Never.)

Nápoles
Pronounce as: Naa-poo-les

Lotte. I hesitated about ‘Amsterdam’ for you, but that didn't sound so nice in Spanish.

Los Angeles
Pronounce as: Los Angèlles
Daan. LOVE LOVE LOVE your La Casa name. And totally fitting with your natural preference for the U to the SA.

So, what do you say, girls, soon a rehearsal at my place? First a money box and then onto the heavier artillery?

I’m in.
Drop the mic.
Bella ciao.