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Shit.. it's still dark when you wake up…

kiki in bed laughing with her hands over her eyes

The alarm clock. You smash that thing off, look outside and think: seriously man, is it still the middle of the night? Is that alarm clock set right? Yep, with kind regards from autumn, baby. But we stay positive. Every advantage has its disadvantage, right?

  1. At least you weren't woken up by the light.
  2. There are no more advantages.
  3. There really are no more advantages.
  4. I searched for a long time, believe me.
  5. Even asked around.
  6. Googled, everything.
  7. Okay, the only advantage I can maybe think of is for singles who wake up for the first time next to that pretty companion with a hangover morning head to make a gooooooood sprint to that bathroom for your #IWokeUpLikeThis touch-up. Side note: when the light goes on, you're still fucked.
  8. THERE ARE NO MORE ADVANTAGES.