The cutest couple is already broken up again

Say eh, Cupid, I don't know if you're doing well in 2019, but so far you're not doing anything right. What are you doing to me, man? My two favorite writers? I was completely over the moon when those two turned out to be together and now it's already over? That was a small cookie then. Saskia Noort and Kluun have broken up. After a few months together, the couple has decided to ‘move on as friends, as before’. How do you announce that as a writer couple? Exactly, through your publisher, in a statement. The duo is not making any further announcements and will not respond to questions,’ it reads. Hmmm, the bad cop in me would almost think this is a case of publicity stunt. Oh no, that's of course not nice. Maybe we are dealing with real heartbreak here. The big question: how can you be (again) friends when you've played with each other's genitals multiple times? Hey, wait, I feel a book coming…