The funniest/strangest/most idiotic things that 2019 has shown
Looking back after 365 days is quite nice. What did 2019 teach us?
We have lined up the funniest, strangest, and most ridiculous scientific things that were proven in 2019 for you:
1. Research shows: dogs can really count.
2. Princeton, that university, you know, shows: clothes really do make the man. The richer the sweater, the shirt, the jacket: the smarter that person must be. Clothing matters more than you think. Investing in that Chanel in 2020 is a sure thing.
3. After an hour or two, you are no longer happy with all the gifts you received. Ouch.
4. Women are 73 percent more likely to die after a car accident than men.
5. You are more popular if you are nice and mean at the same time.
6. Making a mess at home and often swearing: these are signs of intelligence. Well @$^#!&()!.
7. Having children makes you happier. But especially when the children are old enough to leave home, it turns out. It costs you 18 years, but then you have something, you know.
8. Researchers claim that WhatsApp is good for mental health. It makes you happier. Just message away.
9. Science says it: working one day a week is good for you. But not more than that.
10. Employees who have to be cheerful all day drink more alcohol on average.
11. Tall women are more likely to live longer.
12. A substance found in a non-stick pan can shrink penises. Young men in the area around the river where there was a lot of PFC (that substance) had shorter and thinner penises than young men in another area. Oops.
13. After 100 milliseconds, you already recognize your favorite song.
14. Men living in a city go bald faster. This has everything to do with air pollution.
15. For the first time in two centuries, there will be no Christmas celebrated in Notre Dame. It burned down this year, remember?
16. When you are drunk, you remain yourself, but then drunk.
17. All I Want for Christmas has been listened to more than 616 million times on YouTube by the end of this year. Go Mariah.
