The worst Tinder pick-up lines

‘In my time’ there was no Tinder. At most a dating site, but that was something you had to be a bit ashamed of. Not for Tinder, on the contrary, I was at a Tinder wedding last week, something that Sean Rad (founder of the dating app) will be pleased about. That and the three billion dollars that his app is now worth, too. Anyway, Tinder could very well be the place where you find the one. Here’s an overview of truly ter-ri-ble pick-up lines and delightful responses. Oh yes, if you put these words in your profile you have a better chance of hearts (or whatever that is).

1. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Answer: North Korea

2. If you take the north bound train going 45 miles per hour and Jon takes the south bound train going 38 miles per hour, how much time will it take before my d*ck will crash into your v*g*na?

Answer: According to my calculations approximately never.

3. I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Answer: And I want to burn my eyeballs so I can unsee that sentence.

4. Hey, how do you like to take a ride on the orgasm express?

Fortunately, the brain behind this sentence didn’t find his phrase very nice either and immediately wrote ‘I’m bad at this’ underneath. Duly noted.

5. Your too pretty

Her answer: You are too pretty

Him: Thank you, we should be pretty together

6. You look like you have the potential to lead me on, break my heart and force me into a drinking problem that might or might not already exist but hey I’m kind of down, so what’s up.

Are you in the mood for more fun on Tinder? Then check out Instagram at Tindernightmares, an account with 2.1 million followers that collects all the terrible and sometimes particularly funny things from Tinder. So watch what you write after your swipe, it could very well be read by the world.