This diet will make penises grow

Ha, you clicked on that for a moment, didn't you? But we understand, because this is quite interesting info. So you have a diet that makes the penis grow, and not just through certain actions, and that could very well be good news, right? We think so. How do we come by this rather important knowledge? By watching a documentary that you might already know.

It must be said: The Game Changers is definitely the docu of 2019. Even people who never watch documentaries actually watched this one, and that's an achievement in itself. But what do you expect when a doctor says it’s going to shake up people with penises and also those who like people with penises. Are you following? Great. The research in the docu provides solid (ahem) evidence, because a vegan lifestyle apparently really makes the penis bigger and you also get an erection more often and easily. And when a whole football team called The Titans (mind you) and Arnold Schwarzenegger swear by it, it really makes you think.

How does it work exactly? The athletes in question had some equipment attached to their penis at night, and it was monitored during their sleep. One night there was meat on the menu, the other night it was vegetarian. It was actually all very clear and simple. The meatless night was full of erections, and in this case, the erection was also larger (!) in size for all three subjects. On the meat-rich night, the meat was just - uh - less endowed. There was even one man whose erection increased by 400 (!) percent. Mamma miaaaaaa.

You might have thought that there would never come a day when men would skip meat, but suddenly they are winning championships on vegetarian burritos, lifting cars into the air on lettuce, and getting bigger penises by skipping steaks. If you weren't already an athlete, you will become one through this gospel. And if sports don't interest you that much, then you might now have a slightly different motivation.

So, what are you eating tonight?