I was recently lying horizontally with Annelijn, our laser specialist, when I realized that the day before I had dipped my flatbread quite deeply in the tzatziki sauce. And then I had eaten it. It wasn't too bad, Annelijn said after my hundred apologies. But Annelijn is modest and sweet, so I wonder how honest this answer was. Most scents around your body can be registered by yourself and corrected if desired. But if you had a divinely rich meal filled with garlic and sprinkled with truffle yesterday, then you carry an unsolicited souvenir of that with you the next day. Something you are not aware of yourself.

Those fearful times are now over, because CB12 has walked into my life. CB12 Sensitive is a mouthwash that provides protection against sensitive teeth, but also neutralizes bad breath. And that for twelve hours. Isn't that a reason to uncork the champagne bottle: it helps reduce sensitivity if you rinse twice a day for two weeks.

I spoke to a girl who rinses with it in the evening, so that when she wakes up in the morning she smells like an angel and has no more issues. Look, that's something we can agree on.

Also handy: CB12 in travel packaging, ideal for on the plane.