10 things we all thought during Who is the Mole episode 1

Naaaaa. This is just not normal anymore? Three million eager home detectives watching?! Honestly: it's impressive to get so many faces behind the TV on a Saturday night. Applause for the creators. And hey there! It's so nice that you're back. I knew you would come back. You and I, we need each other in the coming weeks. Think of it as a partnership. You pass a bit of info to me, I to you. Together we're going to unmask that fucker this year. So buckle up, TV fans, from NOW on Amayzine is officially renamed Amolzine.

Yes, my thoughts go out to all the people who placed points on Anita. And these are the other ten points we need to talk about.

1. Hey, I don't know about you, but I seriously want a rotating lunch table. I almost feel a bit flashed.

2. ‘I am obsessed with food.’

‘I'm actually not that social.’
‘How am I going to survive this?’
We all already love Miljuschka.

Spontaneously craving cheesecake.
Fuck.

3. I think there's a chance that Nathan Rutjes' mat will get a wax figure in Madame Tussauds at the end of this season. And rightly so. I would take a picture with it.

4. CONGRATULATIONS! Rob and Leonie just survived their first we-are-going-to-assemble-an-Ikea-cabinet-fight. We can all speak from experience: that's impressive!

5. Buddy = everybody’s crush this season (Trust. No. Buddy!!!), but can we tell the best man that he can't use speed anymore for the broadcast?

6. The producers can't either, because they are getting a bit too enthusiastic about China. And you are getting a black exemption, and you, and YOU also! Everybody is getting a black exemption!

7. Meanwhile, people are asking on social media who ordered Waylon on AliExpress. And yes, then you know exactly who I mean.

8. It's delightful that our well-known boerenkoolkoppies suddenly can't speak English anymore when they're in game shows. ‘Do you have a telefoon?’, ‘Can you take a picture of a tientje?’, ‘Come, come, come. You have got to go there! See you?’ Yes yes, very good English we speak.

9. With already the absolute highlight this season: ‘SHOULD I CARRY YOUR GROCERIES? You ask, I deliver.’ I LOFFFFF TINA ALREADY.

10. Tweet of the week: ‘If you ever think you are useless… Think of the hair clip that uselessly hangs in Anita's hair.’

Who is the Mole? Pfff, no idea. It's still a bit of guesswork after that first episode. So far, I'm betting on this top 3.
– Claes Iversen

– Jaike Belfor
– Buddy

Now. Already. Looking. Forward. To. Next. Week.

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