10 things we all thought during Who is the Mole? episode 2
Hey moles, a very good afternoon to you all. How nice that you have all gathered for an extensive talk about our favorite sew-each-other-where-you-stand program. You were all ready for it on Saturday night, I pulled my Mole notebook out of the closet again, there was popcorn, there was hysteria, there was a pee-my-pants episode. Buckle up, TV fans, Amayzine has officially been renamed Amolzine. These are the 10 points we need to discuss.
1. ‘This is butter, sugar, and everything that eats cheesecake.’
Mil. I luv you. You know it.
2. Driest moment of the episode.
Johan + Tina together on screen during the task.
Johan: ‘A Chinese needs to come by.’
Tina: ‘Okay.’
* Chinese suddenly walks through the frame for no apparent reason.
Tina: ‘Ni hao.’
3. Totally off-topic, but I am seriously obsessed with watching what the contestants eat in the hotel during lunch. Did you also see that Johan spread butter on his sandwich with his… chopsticks?! Respect.
4. Nathan and Rob cracking up with the driver in the taxi = fucking life. I want a whole season of Nat & Rob in the cab. I can see it happening. That driver probably thinks he has found new buddies, hahaha. ‘Let’s just go somewhere for a drink?!’
5. By the way, I would feel seriously messed up as a Chinese restaurant employee if I suddenly got two hysterical Dutch people on the phone screaming from China that they are looking for a pharmacy and asking if I could act as a translator. By the way, what time would that taxi assignment have been? There’s a seven-hour time difference between China and the Netherlands...
6. ‘We can just make a little U-turn here? Right turn, you say? Yeah, go ahead.’ Tina chatting in Dutch with her driver is the best television of the week.
7. Enough with the jokes now. Here it comes. A Surinamese and a Dane get into a taxi together in China...
8. I mean it. Enough now.
Okay, last one then.
Do you know the joke about the cheesecake maker who participated in a game show on TV and then chose to wear Harajuku ears during the broadcast while her name was mispronounced by all the contestants?
9. Jannick = so me when I’m on my period.
Yeah?
HELLO?
No.
I’m still RIGHT HERE.
Because I don’t know where I’m SUPPOSED to go.
And I’m WAITING.
For an INSTRUCTION.
10. Fortunately, there’s the honest Leonie who effectively summarizes the fiasco in the control room (zero euros in the pot). ‘The other contestants couldn’t do anything about it. It wasn’t their fault. It was ours. Johan’s.’ HAHAHA.
You understand: there’s absolutely nothing normal to knit from this episode because it was a jolly bad trip. Thanks for that, contestants. Who the Mole is? No idea, man. Really not yet. Do we care? Nah. Love this kind of telly. ‘Daaaaamn, what a dam.’
