8 thoughts you have during a blowjob
If you like men, there's a chance you'll encounter this. You can wake a man up for oral satisfaction, but with a woman, that's not always the case. And quite a bit goes through your mind when you're doing this job. Eight things that can pop up in your head while ‘blowing’.
1. ‘Ew’
Sorry, guys. Sometimes it's just not a potpourri in your pants. ‘Couldn't you have washed it? And how long has he been wearing these underwear?
2. ‘Don't gag, I repeat: don't gag’
If you're blessed with someone who is well-endowed, this has its pros and cons. Especially when he wants you to take his king deep in your mouth, this can be quite a challenge. At the back of your throat is the ‘gag reflex’, which is triggered when his penis goes deep in your throat resulting in you gagging. Not so sexy...
3. ‘Ouch, cramp’
Giving a blowjob is a sport. It has to be fast, hard, with long strokes and in a certain rhythm. Although the guys want to enjoy it for as long as possible, we tend to get cramps in our jaws pretty quickly, and that hurts.
4. ‘Is he coming yet?’
You weren't actually planning on it, but at your lover's request, you want to give him a little pleasure. This could be during a movie commercial, just before you go to sleep, or quickly when you actually need to get up. And all you can think is: are you coming yet?
5. ‘Please don't come in my mouth’
Because if there's no trash can/toilet/sink/paper/towel or anything else nearby to dispose of his load, it means only one thing: swallow. You have to love it. Luckily, LotteLust has made a modest swallowing guide available.
6. ‘Why do I never get this back?’
When was the last time he actually gave you oral satisfaction? the orgasm gap
7. ‘Am I hurting him?‘
Are you not sucking too hard? Or does he not feel your teeth against his tip? Are you not squeezing too hard? Men can take a beating, but when it comes to his precious part... Otherwise, he'll let you know. Check here for 6 questions about giving head.
8. ‘I have a thousand and one other things to do’
‘Groceries, cleaning the house, showering... Oh right, groceries! What do I want to eat tonight? Definitely not eggplant.’
