Bachelorette Chit-Chat: 10 things I thought during episode 4

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love’s…. got me looking so crazy right now…

Goooooed, so far Beyoncé in your ear with a sexy Fifty Shades voice. Yes, silly people: the kiss. It happened. And we need to talk about it. Along with some other things this week. Spectacular helicopter flights and so on. Let’s gooooo with Jethrooooo.

1. Immediately full speed ahead to the first trio date: Andreas, Jethro, and Djago. Djago is nauseous and sick. Andreas has an adorable little face (seriously a fan of this guy), but just misses the mark and Jethro takes a seat next to Bachelorette Gaby for a date in the clouds.

2. I wonder: did Gaby have sore arms the next day from that awkward hand grip with Jethro in the helicopter? 

3. Naaaa, the dolphins. The paddleboarding. Drinking a romantic bubble at the private beach. That mansion in South Africa. Is travel jealousy possible? I suddenly feel it, man. I have travel jealousy. Damn. 

4. Yes, the boys have to chop wood and change tires to prove their ‘masculinity’. Jeeeeezus. What. A. Stereotypical. Thing. Again. 

5. Although the challenge does bring a lot of nice things for the eyes (cough cough* Jordy in his blue fitness outfit, hoohooooooi).

6. Sometimes you hear the boys talking and you think: don’t do it. Stop talking now. Like barber Chester who starts about his obsession with the vacuum cleaner: ‘sucking along all the edges’. Don’t do it. Stop it. Digging the hole deeper and deeper…

7. Although, I thought the same about 25-year-old Joey, who says he misses his mother (with whom he still lives) and just wants a hug from her and that’s why he cried. 

But OH MY GOD, THE MOMMY TACTIC WORKS. This guy scores big time with Gaab. And I know exactly why: he is sensitive, but masculine. He doesn’t like sharing and expresses that (women find it horny to hear) and he looks like the handsome little brother of Max Verstappen. And he just has the balls and kisses her. Ooooh, what a crackling fireworks, guys, I hope for more of this. 

8. If Niek the Gucci bag guy touches his hair one more time this episode, I’ll send him back to Breda on his Vespa. 

9. The tweet that sums up everything I think about Mister White Rose: ‘Jordy is really a dork. He can come up with a bizarre spectacular date if he wants to make up for his deficit now. Letting three ceremonies (and two positions/memories from Gaby) pass before you take action. I would have thrown you out a long time ago.’

10. My top 3 of boys I want to see happen?

1. Joey (yes hello, that kiss really tastes like more)

2. Jethro (I think this guy is genuinely falling in love, oh help)

3. Jordy the jeans brand owner (okay okay, has something to do with a personal crush)

Gaab, darling, you have them to choose from. Choose very wisely.

P.S.: Just a little test. Did you also think beforehand: HAHA-well-that-ordinary-Gaby-I-want-to-see-this-happen and are you now also a bit ashamed of your prejudices? Because she’s just a really nice girl? Heart at the bottom of this article.

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