Coffee machine chatter: This is everything you want to know this Monday

Corona is of course world news, but in the meantime, other things are happening during these times. You can hardly imagine it anymore. There was also something to laugh about (positive news is always welcome, right?). Is it all very important? Nah. But that's not a problem at all.

Justin Bieber has to do without a moustache
Well, if you think you've snagged a guy like The Biebs, you're set, right? Well, Mrs. Bieber, aka Hailey, wasn't entirely happy with the person she woke up next to. Something was in the way. Probably it itches just a bit too much. On the other hand, I understand Justin too: if he finally has beard growth, or moustache growth, he naturally wants to show it off. Anyway, Hailey has won. Justin Bieber is now living life without le moustache and honestly, I think it's an improvement. 

Jimmy Fallon is doing his late-night show from home
And that brings some creativity, of course. He did pretty well. One of his funniest segments, Hashtags, he could just do as usual. The concept is simple: he throws a hashtag out into the world on Twitter, and viewers have to run with it. This time it was #QuarantineMovie, or renaming movies to fit quarantine times. My favorites? A Star Is Bored, Good Will Hunting For Toilet Paper, The Devil Wears Sweatpants, My Best Friends’ Wedding Got Canceled, and 50 Shades of Grey Roots. Okay, they're all hilarious by the way.

In Dutch celebrity land, a few noteworthy things have (kind of) happened. Ferry Doedens’ relationship unfortunately didn't survive the quarantine: he's back to living as a single. I'm curious how many more relationships will fall apart, because that quarantine seems to be tough. Miljuschka agrees, but for now, it's still all good between them. With a sweet snapshot on Instagram, she shares that she and her Philip are having a great time in isolation.

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Love is the main ingredient in life❤️ Relationship and quarantine is not necessarily a top combo. During this quarantine time, I hear people who enjoy being together more. But also people who are fighting like cats and dogs. Be a little extra understanding towards each other, it's not a normal situation. It will pass. I think that in about 9 months, a lot of babies will be born. But there will also be divorces. A lot of hot and lonely singles who are now stuck at home alone. Love @philipvanierschot with you makes this mandatory home-sitting session at least delightful?

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Leontine Borsato is officially no longer a Borsato (which observant viewers saw in her signature), giving the break-up an extra official touch. Even though names don't say everything, Meghan Markle knows all about that. Or should I say Rachel?