Diddy has a new name and yes, the universe is laughing

Everyone has their thing. Some collect bed partners (hi Tiger Woods), others sneakers (hi Valerio Zeno) and some just seem not to be completely satisfied with their name (hi Sean John Combs). If you're wondering: who is that last one again: hip-hop legend/producer/rapper Diddy. You know, formerly known as Puff Daddy. P. Diddy. Then Puffy. Diddy-Dirty Money. Dirty money?! HAHAHA.

You would think that last one is awkward enough, but no, the man likes to take it a step further. The Los Angeles court approved it yesterday: the 50-year-old Diddy is allowed to switch names again. This time it's a new middle name, as the Didster (why doesn't he call himself that?!) wants to go through life as rapapaaa… Sean ‘Love’ Combs, instead of Sean ‘John’ Combs. In 2017 he shouted from the rooftops that he was going to change his name to ‘Brother Love’, but it didn’t make the cut apparently. Oh, Diddy-Love-Brother-Man-of-the-Hood-God-of-the-Love-With-Kanye-Complex, say what you want to be called and we’ll follow you, darling. As long as you’re happy. Just make sure you stay a bit up to date. Shall we vote for the name in 2023 already? I’m overflowing with ideas. How about DiddyShittie? Diddoe? iDiddynothing! DigiDiddy??? DeRiddleDiddl!!! Omg. I suddenly get you. So many options, the stress freaks me out!!!