Kiki's Bachelorette Ramblings: 10 things I thought during episode 6
Dear, dear... Bachelorette Buddies. Sounds pretty nice, right? The B-Buddies. I thought so. I know we can no longer avoid it: Gaby. We're all going to have a blast on this show, it's UNBELIEVABLE.
Officially, I can no longer say that you're going to have a blast ‘on’ something. It sounds so silly. And yet also nice. I'm trying to minimize it, guys, but every now and then it slips out. Anyway, back to Gaby then. And everything we thought about episode 6. It was another good one.
1. Three things we need to discuss after the rugby date.
- Was I the only one who secretly laughed at the accent of the local coach?
- Was I the only one who thought Joey was being a bit over the top? I mean: stomach ache and all, but ‘my health comes first?’ That guy acts like a flesh-eating bacterium is gnawing its way out. Drama queen much...
- Very entertaining TV by the way. All those tough guys falling apart, everyone getting injuries. Kasper's vomit was definitely one of my personal highlights. HAHAHA.
2. But Kasper's rooster behavior doesn't go unnoticed and he gets invited for a mega romantic one-on-one. Having a glass of wine. At a table in an open field. In South Africa. Among the elephants. And roaring monkeys. Sigh. It can't get more romantic than this. Life is good. And then... it starts pouring rain. And he also gets a cold shoulder when his gigantic Cameron Diaz mouth tries to reach hers. Whoops.
3. By the way, can Gaby please stop saying ‘I arranged a romantic date’? Did she spot the location? Called the elephant farm? Prepared the lunch? Or was that the production of the show? Aah, no okay, sweetheart.
4. Best line of the week. Gaby: ‘I forgot your name, but you with those really nice ears.’ Now I could get really silly about this, but this was also one of the first things I said to my boyfriend. He told me I had ‘no ankles’ (very, um, complimentary for a first meeting) and I told him that his ear shell looked quite nice.
5. Can Niek (if he doesn't end up with Gaby) please have a lovely new ‘little doll’ in real life? A sort of Michael and Samantha, a sort of Andy and Melisa. A sort of Niek and... Sharona! Living together! I can see this happening, guys, who calls that man with the good news?
6. I really fall for characters
- When I go out, I just go upstairs, grab a VIP table and then it usually happens by itself.
- Nice little bottle of poppuuuuh.
7. You can really see in the footage by the pool who, muwah, is less proud of their body. White-rose-Jordy, come on. Why in your nice pants and nice shoes but with a bare upper body?
8. Just a little side note, but Kasper the Breakbeak Frog keeps licking his lips while he talks. Like really every few seconds. Geuzeerrr, you have a tic.
9. Yessss, and then Jordy the Jeansmaker gives that last red to still feel like this is not already a done deal, dohoooo.
10. There are still so many questions. How does Jethro's face get so F***ING brown in a few days, man? Why does Kasper always give Gaby such an extremely intense look before he walks away with his rose?
P.S.: Aawh. ‘If it doesn't go as it should, then it must go as it goes.’ Andreas, I found you a sympathetic pear. Chester too by the way, although that blouse with the long-sleeved shirt underneath was really heavy.
P.P.S.: More TV chatter and Bachelorette shizzle? Follow me on Insta at @kikiduren. And, heart at the bottom if you're also enjoying ‘on’ the B. Whoops, I. Did. It. Again. Britney would understand me.
See you next week, Videoland fans.
Lataaaaah!
