Kiki’s Expedition Robinson Chatter: Holland vs. Belgium

I love Flemish. And especially the words. You see: everything just sounds a lot cuter. Frikandellenkoek = sausage roll. Wentelwiek = helicopter. PinpanPoetje = ladybug. Got it? That's why I can enjoy Expeditie Robinson so much every Thursday. Those Dutch versus the Flemish, yes. Are you not watching it yet? No? Shame on you, you're missing out. We're only on episode 4, come on, it's still easy to catch up from now. A real diehard fan? Nice going. Wow, time to sniff out what stood out this week. Let’s go.

1. If you get a next level anxiety attack from that sock with rice Really? Geeeeeetver.

2. Wokeee, so far for the cozy revenge island hahahaha, Aisha, omg. Under the pretense of ‘just looking over there’ quickly bang that gong, nice one, girl. But hey, you should have thought about that awkward split pose, man! Farah is laughing her head off.

3. By the way, is that always the same test on the revenge island? Because if I were Farah, I would be standing in an all-day-practice plank.

4. Meanwhile, Ruth is taking the dog out. Holy lord, poor Liesbeth. Who cast this woman? Can someone save her? Doesn’t anyone see that she wants to go directly to the airport instead of revenge island? The peer pressure is too much. Text ‘SAVE LIESBETH’ to 5050!!!

5. Is Eva really saying coconut? Kokùs? Error. Honey, can you give me a little coconut? Coconut vacation?

6. Shall we also talk about Geraldine's lovely island outfits? Nicolette, are you watching? This is what they call fashionable anti-sweat clothing. No belly sweat during recordings, it exists!

7. *Nelleke had the plan figured out*

Koen: ‘She figured us out, I don’t know if I can trust her anymore.’
Wait a minute. Nellie is outsmarting all of you, and now SHE is untrustworthy? HAHAHA.

8. Elroy with a Flemish accent: ‘Natascha, you’re not doing a single thing in camp. It’s not bad, but also kind of is. Got it?’

Elroy, I like you, boy.

9. Tweet of the week: ‘Is it just me or does Eva talk exactly like Johan Cruijff? Including cheek lisp.’ Delicious word choice. Cheek lisp. Love it.

10. Shall we also applaud Dennis this week? Just because we can? NICE, DUDE.

P.P.S.: Wait a minute, is Farah going to starve that poor Liesbeth next week? You just can’t do that, these torture practices, look at that woman’s chest!

P.P.S.: Next week: omg, can’t handle it. Already. The one and only gag-reflex-while-you-watch-tv-eating challenge. Frog legs eating, vomiting, crying; the full shebang. No fuss with Very Important Persons making the eating challenge less and less done at Robinson. Just back to the diehards who are going all out for Shelly Sterk-stylo (still respect for her by the way). FINALLY!