Kiki's Expedition Robinson babbles: Holland VS. Belgium

Read this intro with a Flemish accent: Wow wow ladies and gentlemen! Are we already getting excited? A delightful little tickle in the tummy? Is it already time to admit that Expedition with strangers is actually quite fun? That we might have missed that country struggle a bit? Indeed, right?.

Okay, done with that complicated soft G. I watched episode 2 and all sorts of things flashed through my mind. Like this.

1. Just out of curiosity: is it technically possible to look through Herman's glasses? No, but friend, really, can it? And why are we all being silly about it? This man even has a matching aquashirt. Just wait and see what they’ll be wearing tomorrow during Copenhagen Fashion Week. Tsss. #LofHerman

2. Dutch people be like: screw that flint. That’s the spirit! And, honestly: Dennis the stair maker who almost has a stroke from excitement when he sees the flame = cute.

3. Hey Koen, before you ask: no. Just no. We’re fed up with you.

4. ‘I’m not an idiot, but don’t ask me how much seven times six is, because then I have to start thinking.’
Koen.

No.

Just no.

5. Seriously, I think Belgium is a super chill country and Flemish people are fantastically sweet. Until I met Koen. Sorry, mate. My sarcasm level is so high right now that I don’t even know if I’m serious or not. Maybe not. Or maybe I am. Just kidding. I think. Maybe.

6. The one responsible for Eva's career test and her head conductor advised instead of a sergeant major at Defense had a seeeeeeriously bad workday.

7. Am I the only one who really wants a Grote-Nelleke-Talkshow? What a lovely girl! I also feel the good vibes from Jorik, the 42-year-old joker from Helmond, by the way. Heavy vibes. Could go far.

8. Camp South is really the biggest impulsive cookie bakers conspiracy team EVER. With Herman telling Natas that he’s not ‘going for her’ and thus putting the whole plan in jeopardy, topped off by Eva who spills the beans to Natas too early. HAHAHA.

9. ‘If someone wants to form an alliance, I’ll go along right away. Of course, it has to be with people I really like.’

And… that was Kevin's contribution this episode. Thank you Kevin, you may go now.

10. If the Flemish Twitter users and I are really on the same page:

‘Sorry for voting for you, I love you.’ NO, YOU KNOW THOSE TWO DAYS.

11. The difference between Holland and Belgium?
Belgium: eh, the game is called Holland vs Belgium, so all Dutch people are the enemy.
Dutch people: in the final there will definitely be a Belgian and a Dutch person, so in that sense we might as well throw some Dutch people out because we are our own biggest competition.

P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also felt a bit bad for Aisha. She was a nice chick, right? Aah.

P.P.S.: That Elroy is quite a rascal, huh? Mr. the mastermind got it all figured out. Keep an eye on him, that fanatic.

P.P.P.S.: I’m organizing a dinner tonight at 7:30 PM at Cuisine Fieliepien: starter sea urchin soup, main risotto with cassava and for dessert next level banana pancakes. If you’re interested: Holla at your gurlll, you want this. ROB GEUS IS NOT IN THE KITCHEN.

Bis next week!