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Ooh. Aah. Morning gymnastics. Ooh. Aah. Fanatic! I don't know what you're doing this Sunday, but I gathered 10 would-you-want-to-but-not-facts about bed hopping. You know. Hanging in the lamps. Sexy time. Here it comes.

1. The largest orgy ever was in Japan consisting of 250 couples. Yes – that’s 500 people having sex with each other in a large warehouse. Everyone had to do the same position at the same time.

2. The highest number of orgasms in an hour ever recorded for a woman is 134. This is no joke. It was measured by the Centre of Sexual Studies in California. That’s more than two per minute! How is that possible??

3. Strange but true: the population of Iceland is so small and the country so isolated that everyone is eventually distant relatives. So what do they have in Iceland? An app that allows people to check if they are closely related before they jump into bed together HAHAAAA.

4. So you think your clitoris is simply that little ‘pleasure button’? Don’t be shocked. The largest part of the clit is located inside the body: on average nine centimeters. Uh, what?

5. Oh and here’s another one! Did you know that tasting bodily fluids makes your teeth whiter? A ejaculation contains 7 calories by the way.

6. Greeks seem to have more sex than any other nationality. What’s in that feta cheese?!

7. There are about 80 known cases of men with two penises. And about 1 in 400 men can go down under on themselves. Yikes.

8. The longest pubic hair ever measured was 71 centimeters.

9. Unfairly distributed in the animal kingdom: Alligators have a permanent erection and penguins only climax once a year.

10. By the way, did you know that wives cut off their husband's penis more often in Thailand than in any other country? Cozy… Honey, I’m hooohooome!