Okay, wow: this new porn genre is quite uh, bizarre

We are watching more porn than ever in this crazy time, it turns out. That's not so strange in itself. People have more time now. And simply ‘being bored’ is seriously a reason to watch porn. Additionally, sex is a way to deal with stress and tension. But THIS? Seriously? My god. Okay, listen. Porn sites are seeing a serious increase in ‘corona porn’. Yes, it's no joke.

Fingers are now typing ‘something’ in search bars more than ever that has to do with a virus. Think of terms like MILF in quarantine. Lockdown blowjobs. Secret social distancing group sex. I'M NOT JOKING. Sexologist Hannie van Rijsingen explains the phenomenon of corona porn (we are such sick minds) in detail to RTL Nieuws. It doesn't surprise her at all. ‘People who regularly watch porn are always looking for something new. The brain is bombarded with stimuli that it becomes numb. And to reach the same level of arousal, other stimuli need to come. Creators know that and cleverly respond to it.’

Ahaaa. So it's not our fault, it's the creators' fault.

Hey porn creators, can you please act normal with this non-ethically responsible way of sexual entertainment? A little fantasizing à la, but this shit is going too far. Or is it a matter of supply and demand and are we just thinking about terrible things that we really shouldn't want to think about? Complicated issue this. Anyway, both the corona porn creators and the corona porn seekers: you are a bunch of dirty perverts. Joe!

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