Riots while working from home: 11 tips to annoy your partner to the next level

Staying inside boring? No way, crazy! See it as the perfect opportunity for quality time with your loved one. Just some nice time for each other. Time to do things you never had time for. Roxanne Kwant (please, follow the girl on Insta if you haven't already) has the tips for you. Here’s a list of things you can do when you’re spending a lot of time at home together and don’t know what to do.

1. Set an alarm at a completely random time (about ten times a day).
2. Hide the remote control.
3. Walk away in the middle of a conversation without saying anything.
4. Sing ‘Que si, que no’ by your great friend Jody all day long.
5. Unplug a device, turn it around, plug it back in and say it was in the wrong way (do this with devices that are being used at that moment).
6. Start a series together that you’ve already seen and after 1 episode, tell exactly how the whole season is going to end.
7. One word: karaoke.
8. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
9. Walk into all the walls.
10. Slather yourself in oil at night and then slide through the kitchen, and when they come asking what you’re doing, say you’re a snail.
11. Say ‘interesting’ or ‘that’s what you think’ to everything someone says.

Good tips! Thanks Roxan! I think I’ll start with the snail tonight. Setting the bar high right away.

P.S.: Yelling things around the house like ‘ARE YOU WATCHING PORN AGAIN? THERE’S TOILET PAPER EVERYWHERE, MAN!!’ while your partner is video calling with colleagues works too, by the way.

GOOD LUCK.
HAPPY.
TERROR.
QUARANTINE.
LITTLE DEVILS.