Slik: Alicia Keys has bought the coolest house in America

Who knows, you might be the creator of the next Instagram, Airbnb, or Google. Turns out you have a rich great-aunt without you knowing it. That Postcode Kanjer must fall at some point. Happy cash? Then we can talk, as they would say in Utrecht. Look, Alicia doesn't know it yet, but there will come a day when she puts her millions into a new house again. And then... then you and I will be the first, girlfriend. Then we strike our deal.

Let me introduce you to your future dream house.

Her name is Razor House

And a little background info: Razortje is located in California and was designed by Wallace E. Cunningham. Razor was initially for sale for 45 million dollars, then dropped to 30, then to 25 (WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT THIS HOUSE???) and was eventually snapped up by Alicia Keys for a ‘meager’ 20.8 million.

Stop it: when you walk in, you don't know where to look

Do you immediately run to the master suite with a gigantic freestanding bath? Do you get a stroke at the sight of the walk-in closet? Maybe you feel an intense need to take a look at the library. I mean: a custom-made pool table by Ralph Lauren made of glass and stainless steel is not something you see every day, I must give it to you.

Then we walk up a few steps...
...or you just take the glass elevator that goes from garage level (room for four cars, we don't do it for less) all the way to the ‘roof terrace level’ of the house. Sorry, but can we talk for a moment about that SPA on the ROOF? That built-in barbecue? That infinity pool that visually merges with the ocean? Those biggest parties you can throw on the rooftop terrace with a spectacular sunset? Pfff.

This is a contemporary masterpiece.

Applause for Mr. Wallace E. Cunningham.

And Alicia...girl... you on fire.