The. New. Flavor. Of. Tony’s. Chocolonely. Is. Life.

Actually, I shouldn't have known this at all. For some people, it's just better if ‘certain’ news about ‘certain new flavors’ of food is filtered for their own good. Left aside. I really don't want to receive this kind of press releases. I need to get a ban on it. A sort of prohibition. But it’s too late now. Tony is coming out with a new flavor. White candy cookie cherries. I haven't read this. No, not at all. I don't know. Anyway, I've been much fitter and stronger in the past few months and I no longer let myself be tempted by nonsensical sugars. Nope. I’m a strong woman. I don't even need to go to the supermarket this week. The whole fridge is full. I haven't even showered. I'm not going. Do you hear yourself? NOT. Do you suddenly have clothes on? What are you doing with those keys in your hand? You can't be serious? Look... Seriously. Look. Close that front door again. Kiki! Where are you going? LOOK. Come back. Kiki. DAMN. Curd head walking around. Spineless as a sea cucumber. Kiki. Come back, NOW.

Sigh…