These are the sons of Pamela Anderson and they are too cute for words

Are you also into The Hills, New Beginnings? Then you must be in love with Brandon Lee. He is the son of occasional couple Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, who during the short time they were together (Pamela herself says their breakup was caused by the leak of the sex tape with all the sad consequences) had two sons. Brandon Lee was born on June 5, 1996, and Dylan on December 29, 1997.

To give the boys as normal a upbringing as possible, Pamela and Tommy sent their boys to a boarding school in Vancouver. Pamela also tried to downsize her fame. When Brandon once asked why everyone always took pictures of them, she replied: ‘Oh, people always do that of each other.’ So when Brandon later went out to dinner with a friend's family, he said: ‘Why doesn’t anyone take pictures of you?’

Life in Malibu moves fast. According to the boys, you lose your virginity five years earlier there than in the rest of America and you also start experimenting with white lines much earlier and easier. Brandon has at least tried for a few years to see if he still liked it. In the meantime, he has been sober for years and has appointed himself as a sobriety ambassador and coach for people with addiction problems.

The boys have also lived together in a house, where their differences became quite apparent. Dylan is the neat one who makes his bed tight every day, while Brandon, despite the six bedrooms, just sleeps on the couch every night. ‘Because that’s where the biggest TV is, dude.’

When you ask them about the Mötley Crüe shirts (the band of their father Tommy Lee) and whether they wear such shirts, they say: ‘I don’t have any of that shit, man.’ They did fall asleep to Shout at the Devil, though. But those rock band T-shirts: ‘When I see people wearing an Iron Maiden shirt, I say: ‘Name a song by Iron Maiden.’’

I find their Insta accounts delightful and endearing. Two young boys with unfinished beards, a lot of mirror selfies, and sunglasses that Cor van Hout would be jealous of, but also two boys with an eye for the earth and love for the world.

You really did well, Pam.