This toast matches your zodiac sign

Say wine, snacks or haute cuisine and the gourmands at online food magazine FavorFlav know where to drink, how to eat it and what to cook. This time our cheffies serve you: the toast that matches your zodiac sign.

The Aquarius comes up with all sorts of new toasts, while the Aries goes for the classic ham and cheese. The ultimate toast must be a panini for the Taurus, while Cancer has something to say about every toast. Which toast suits you? It depends on your zodiac sign, just take a look.

Capricorn
December 22 – January 19

They want a toast, but it can't be unhealthy. So just a thin layer of cheese, maybe 30+, and then pesto. No ham because of animal cruelty and definitely no ketchup, because what a frivolity. Very healthy all of it, but in this way, you are somewhat missing the essence of the toast, Capricorns.

Aquarius
January 20 – February 19

Is the apple pie toast invented by an Aquarius? Wouldn't surprise anyone, because Aquarians are creative, unpredictable, and yes, sometimes a bit crazy. He also enjoys the Nutella toast and recently invented the ragout toast: a spoonful of veal ragout from a can between two slices of bread, between the toast maker and just bake it. It can also be too crazy, Aquarius.

Fish
February 20 – March 20

Of course, Pisces chooses the Swedish toast, made of flatbread, white cheese, and smoked salmon. A bit of dill-honey-mustard to gently dip the toast in, because Pisces is naturally subtle. Sometimes Pisces overdoes it a bit when trying to make toast with mackerel, herring, or anchovies. Yuck!

Aries
March 21 – April 20

No doubt: Aries knows exactly what he likes. Thick slices of farmer's bread, ham and cheese ‘because otherwise it's not a real toast’, a thick dollop of ketchup but only the real Heinz, and then that toast exactly cut diagonally the right way, because otherwise, it doesn't matter to Aries at all.

Taurus
April 21 – May 20

Taurus has discovered the panini and improved it, because only a toast that you bake in the pan is worth it according to Taurus. And then he makes it with two types of cheese: one that melts well and one for flavor. Do you have a different opinion about that? That will be a toast war, because Tauruses are very stubborn.

Gemini
May 21 – June 20

Baking a toast yourself? Who, the Gemini? Not a chance. On a terrace, plate underneath, napkin on the side, no fuss. If she even thinks she has to grate cheese, she's already exhausted. Rosé on the side? Why not, we're here anyway. And what’s on that toast doesn’t matter: the Gemini has no opinion on something so banal.

Lobster
June 21 – July 22

You don't often encounter someone as picky as Cancer. Is the toast made from sourdough bread? And what cheese is on it? Is goat cheese also possible? Can the toast possibly be served without tomato? And the chutney on the side? Or possibly with another sauce? It's a small miracle that you don't end up on the blacklist of every restaurant with your fuss, Cancer.

Leo
July 23 – August 22

Big, bigger, biggest is the motto of the Leo. The toast with Gruyère and red wine sauce seems made for the Leo: thick layers of melting blue cheese, with the red wine sauce running through it. Dirty fingers, sauce on both cheeks, and a huge wide grin, because such a delicious fatty toast really makes the Leo happy.

Virgo
August 23 – September 22

A toast? The Virgo would rather chew her own arm off than order something as disgusting as a toast. That gross melting cheese, that ordinary dipping in a bowl of ketchup, no way, the Virgo is really too good for that. Don't be so fancy, Virgo, because we know how it goes: after such a posh drink or a high society party, you're just flipping an ordinary toast at home in the evening. Or two. We don’t judge.

Libra
September 23 – October 22

Will it be the chicken tandoori toast with mango chutney? The cumin cheese and pastrami toast? Or the French melt, with caramelized onions? The Libra can't decide. Weighing options, and when his decision finally comes, you see his face clouding. If only he had ordered that toast with cheddar and jalapeño...

Scorpio
October 23 – November 22

Nature, the environment, and acid rain are all important, and the Scorpio carries that responsibility into the toast choice. So it will be a vegan toast with hummus and walnut pesto. Good for your karma, Mother Earth, and your inner child – and surprisingly tasty too.

Sagittarius
November 23 – December 21

Party people in the house tonight! Sagittarius bakes a nice stack of toasts for all the party animals the day after the night before, such a social creature it is. And that those are prefab frozen toasts from the wholesaler – because the Archer is a bit frugal, of course – doesn't bother anyone with a wooden head. A drink for the Archers?