If you've watched 2 seasons of Queen of the South in 1 week
Guilty. On the first of July, seasons three and four were released online at the same time, and I finished both within a week. I am captivated by Teresita, her companions, and how they seem to be born for misfortune. Small warning: only read this if you have watched up to the last episode, because it is full of spoilers.
1. Every time Teresa achieves a significant success in the cartel world, her hairstyle is just a bit sleeker. By the way, her hairstyle is also a gauge to see if she has problems. As soon as she has a conflict with someone, her locks immediately curl up. As if to say: I don't have time to do my hair right now. What I understand.
2. Suddenly, I am completely into using ‘ahora’ again. This was temporarily put on ice since the end of La Casa de Papel, but I can once again greatly appreciate the exclamation.
3. I am also glad that we finally know where that white suit on Teresa comes from. It just seemed very contagious in her field of work, but if that woman waving sage says it, then I would probably do it too.
4. I love Pote. Maybe I even want to start a Pote fan club. You gotta love old faithful Pote.
5. But imagine having Pote's voice and needing to order a pound of young cheese at the cheese shop, I think the cheese seller would immediately have their hands and cheese slicer in the air.
6. It remains astonishing how much sympathy you can have for the head of a drug cartel. I even want her to win against the DEA, which makes me question my own morals and values a bit.
7. I am considering rewatching all the seasons and tallying the words ‘cabron’ and ‘pendejo’. I suspect that the screenwriters shout these two words all day long, at least I do.
8. Camilla's daughter, meine lieben, what a brat. You would think that if your father is a mastermind in the cartel world and your mother takes over flawlessly, you would have inherited some intelligence. But no.
9. Never knew I could dislike judges and detectives so much. Pendejos that they are.
10. And James, how happy I am that he just keeps coming back every time. Googles: Queen of the South season 5.
11. Can we give Pote his own cooking show? We'll just call it ‘Queen of the Saus’ and let Pote spend the whole day in his kitchen making cheignets and stew. I really think this is going to be a hit. Royalties can come this way, Netflix.
