10 things we thought about The Traitors

Noun (m./f.) Pronunciation: [spɛit] regret; a negative emotion with the wish that one had acted differently upon realizing or suspecting that an alternative action would have led to a better outcome. SAMANTHA.

The Traitors are getting a bit too hot under the collar. Last week Diederik was expertly filleted, this week it's Samantha who is putting the pressure on. You understand: there's a lot of dirt to discuss again.

1. Kees: ‘We've brought a monster into the house, that's how it feels.’
I feel this guy. Choosing Samantha is the dumbest and smartest choice at the same time. That woman can't act like that. At the same time: that woman really can't act and might be out immediately, and now the trail at least doesn't lead to Kees and Holly.

2. Anyway, kudos to Kees who is really crying because Loek is ‘gone’, hahaha. Despite the fact that the poor man has only said twelve words up to episode five, I'm starting to develop a soft spot for Loek.

3. I love Francis's voice so much: ‘Is there goddamn a traitor among us?? How do we still know who she is then?’

4. Am I the only TV viewer who just wants an explanation for why Kees has a band-aid on his nose? The possible options are killing me.

5. They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Controlling and trying to catch me ridin' dirty. Francis in the car WOOHOOOO. Grab everything, this woman.

6. I have a little bit of fat!! I don't know what this says about my weekends, but the opera of Francis, Holly, and Steven beatboxing in support was definitely the highlight of my Saturday.

7. Or was it just Francis, for the fifth time in a row? ‘No way, not that Mattie again. Get lost with that Mattie, he's not that important, right!’

8. Why can't anyone read that Yolanthe/Jan Smit/Wesley Sneijder question normally? How hard can it be?

9. Oh shit. I really had an increased heart rate when Samantha got that last vote. Is she going to snitch after all? Ahh, luckily not. Although I'm also bummed that socially awkward Steven is going because I loved this tomato.

10. And the Round Table Oscar goes to... Kees. How well can this guy cover his tracks? It's almost scary!

P.S.: I just have to say it: I don't really like Samantha's attitude. She's made herself so suspicious. I'm curious how you all feel about this: heart at the bottom if you wouldn't mind if Samantha were to be banished.

P.P.S.: By the way, where have those shields gone?

P.P.P.S.: And the guest towels? And the citrus juicer? And the candlesticks? Napkins? Yolanthe? Yo?!