10 things we thought about The Traitors
Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to talk to you again… This is not going well at all. Since Diederik has been expertly ousted and Samantha has made her entrance as a Traitor, this game is totally getting on my nerves. The agendas were already double, but for some they are tripled (hi Inception) and now I’m even getting an error. I can’t believe what just happened this week. Let’s just get started quickly.
1. I just have to say it: they really have a ton of breakfast. Who eats that many dates? Gigaaaantic bowls. Whole crates of fruit. Half the bread section of the AH. Do those people even eat anything?
2. Wow, apparently not if your name is Loiza or Loek. Tijl: ‘In the next mission, two shields can be earned. The sacrifice is to suffer from hunger.’ Wow. I thought we had stopped torturing after being buried alive. Starving now, huh?
3. Although Loiza will of course go in there with her model leg stretched out. Not. Eating. Capoeira kick. And. Go. Hatsakee. What medieval practices. Next week? A bucket with a rat on your belly, joejoe.
4. I think Loek is such a boss. He basically says: ‘Hey Keesie, I don’t give a damn that you’re a Traitor. I won’t rat you out, then I can stay in the game longer.’ Guys, that’s also a tactic, you know. RESPECT.
5. Holly is acting a bit more suspiciously, huh? Or does it just stand out more now that the group is smaller? Or is she suffering from the Kazàn syndrome? Where you suddenly start acting so suspiciously that you become suspicious.
6. Meanwhile in the car…
‘Buuuh. Excuse me.’
And yes, Francis is the gift that keeps on giving, hahaha.
7. Loiza: ‘What do they make from sugar beets?’
Loek: ‘Sugar.’
Loiza: ‘This is going to be a really tough cut.’
Loek: ‘But how pretty she is, that woman. Pretty…’
8. Aaaaah, that poor little face of Loek and Loiza at that table, while bowls of hachee, Limburgs zuurvlees, and god knows what Flemish meat varieties are flying by with beer and cinnamon. Can those people really not eat along? Oh, luckily they can. A few bites at the very end.
9. Time for the Round Table. Samantha is just going for Kees. What a miserable chick. WHICH TRAITOR BETRAYS THEIR TRAITORS?? Really unbelievable, this woman. Even I feel sorry for Kees for thinking this was a good idea. Pffff.
10. This game is just insane. I genuinely had a lump in my throat when Kees had to cry like that. At the same time, I feel like a childish idiot getting angry at a character from GTST, but I’m super mad at Samantha now, hahaha.
P.S..: Francis: ‘Kees has of course those sweet little droppy eyes.’ Ah. RIP Traitor Kees. ‘I had to fall to lose is all. In the end it doesn’t even matter…’ What a lovely female rendition of this song, by the way.
P.P.S.: Test. Just checking if I’m the only childish nerd. Heart at the bottom if you’re secretly a bit GTST-mad at Samantha too.
