10 things we thought during Who is the Mole
Who is the Mole, who is the fool, you mean! Hooooly cow. 5K expertly fished out of the pot. Poof. Basta. Gone up in smoke. What. An. Episode. And we knew it, right, that the ‘auction task’ would eventually come, where there would be some serious digging in the pot. But this? No, I didn't see that coming at all. Joshua, Splinter, and Renée didn't either, and so the Trust Nobody game circle is back to old-fashioned round...
We still need to talk about some things, right? That's what I thought.
1. Could the author of the children's book ‘Two Rabbits and the Secrets of the Youth Gang’ please come forward? Maybe Renée?
2. I don't know what this exactly means for my hormone balance, but when I hear Joshua say that his collaboration with Splinter is ‘fruitful’ and that they can ‘ride it out’ until the end, my inner visual thinker suddenly sees them having hard eh... sex together. A kind of strange scene with pink baroque jackets and coooontinuous English terms. Okay, I’m scared now.
3. I don't know how the creators manage to do it every year. I've never seen The Hobbit and I don't intend to, but I want to go to the Czech Republic NOW, I've noticed that.
4. HAHAHAHA, SPLINTER DREAMS OF A GHETTOBLASTER AT THE CHEESE MARKET. GOOD LUCK, CHALLAS JOEJOE.
5. Charlotte with big doll eyes, fully convinced of her own artistic talent. ‘And then it turned out that Splinter was drinking beer at the dentist!’ PRAISE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ASSIGNMENT.
6. Yeah doooehooei, Joshua sees himself as a guy with a cap. ‘But I never wear a cap, but look, that's me!’
7. Omg, the moment in question. Knowledge is power. Rik has an offer. Insider information about the next task. The info goes to the highest bidder.
My friend suddenly says: ‘Two thousand euros.’
I: ‘They're going to bid more.
I: ‘Definitely four thousand.’
He: ‘No way? So much?’
I: ‘Yeah, I really think so.’
Joshua 500 euros
Splinter 600 euros
Renée 1,000 euros
Marije, Charlotte, Rocky: 5.000
He and I: ‘Holy shit 5K... HUH, BUT ALL THREE? YEAH DOOHOEI.’
8. Has this been a psychological game by the creators? What else did Rik say to those candidates? What a mindfuck. Come on people, we're not the only ones who find it WAY too coincidental that three candidates bid 5,000 and exactly those other three a lot lower? Are we being screwed here??
9. In the meantime, I'm still completely in the Charlie tunnel. Seriously. But wait a minute... Do we realize that the creators are putting the program together in such a way that Rocky suddenly turns out to be the Mole, or Renée? HELP!
10. We end this spectacular week with a totally meaningless profound quote from Josh about Splinter because we will definitely miss his handsome face next week...
‘He is there now because I am here now...’
Ah no, yes, exactly.
I am also there because you are here now.
Or are you here and is he therefore there?
Or am I here because you have already been there?
What a situation!
P.S.: I like everything about Splinter. Love for his pink stone ring. His nice name. And his baroque-like outfits.
P.P.S.: You know the drill. Making friends online can be done on Insta via @kikiduren and slide into my DM with Mole practices if you see suspicious shizzle. Until next week!
P.P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also want a ticket from Molsberg to Prague.
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