Can we talk about the new collection from Zara?

Clogs, Harry Potter Quidditch outfits, Ramaganana looks with drums, Game of Thrones dragon braids: it's quite something. Or as Monica Geuze just subtly spills on Insta Stories: ‘Highlight of the day; at least I don't have to spend my money at Zara. As in really not. As in: wtf is this. I’m outta here.’

Now I personally do like a bit of Romy Boomsma bohemian whimsy, but at Zara they think that once we’ve crawled out of our home office caves, we do that like cavemen. I’ve preemptively set out my drum and pan flute, but is there anyone who knows more about this and can instruct me? Are they coming to get us? How should I prepare? Should I buy a shield? Tell me, Zara, and I’m ready. For now, I’m mostly confused. I think.

Ramaganana, ramagananaaa