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EXPEDITION ROBINSON: THE AFTERTALK

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So, that was quite a tough episode again. There were twists, betrayal, John de Bever, and Rob Geus. I have the feeling that with those last two, it’s going to be more of a Hunger Games than an Expedition Robinson, but time will tell. And also my sincere apologies, because after Thursday's episode, I was absent. The reason? This girl was sick. And I am sick again now. Sick of that challenge between Stefano and John.

1. I’m still bummed about the whole Stefano & Sterrin situation. So, just an idea for the suggestion box: let the viewers vote or something. That someone gets a veto. Impossible to do since it’s all not live, but still.

2. ’Risotto is really a favorite here.’ If you only hear that sentence, you wouldn’t think they have such a hard time with food there.

3. HAHA. That John de Bever really has the social antennas of a snail. He totally doesn’t realize that the click is not mutual at all.

4. ‘It’s good with you, old sea robber.’ I’m going to keep that one in. Old energy-draining sea robber.

5. But fair is fair: I also hope that Stefano goes for John. Biggest chance to win.

6. Love. For. Stefano. ‘Neither of them are men I would voluntarily sit on an island with.’ The most politically correct burn of this entire season.

7. Hoooly shitballs, is there seriously another twist coming? What is this season? Only Eva has managed to escape from Croatia so far, and there are really a lot of unexpected elements peeking around the corner.

8. Redistribute? Okay, okay, I’m here for it. But even better if they would do that with those veterans too, because then they can also stop with that last in, first out tactic.

9. I find that immunity ring a bit lame. They actually fought pretty hard for that.

10. Well, luckily they came up with a smooth challenge for the brand new teams. Miiii gado, what a terror task this is.

11. But if anyone can do it, it’s Jan van Halst. No idea what I need training for, but he can give it to me. Subject doesn’t matter.

12. Even from the couch, I get dizzy just from watching. And that on an almost empty stomach. Again, I realize that I am so incredibly unworthy of Robinson.

13. But Camp South is really mega cute with their Heel Holland In Motion. Just hopping over that wheel.

14. So sour that you then both lost and ended up in the saddest camp ever. Then you’re really not a happy panda.

15. I’m sure there’s one person who wants to win even more than Stefano himself, and that’s Mister Geus. If that old sea robber comes back, the island is really too small, I fear.

16. GUYS. What are these challenges in this episode?

17. Nooooo, Stefano: what’s happening? You talked about five minutes. This is five seconds. The whole of the Netherlands is rooting for you. DUDE.

18. Jesus John, what a bad loser you are. That smile isn’t coming back on my face tonight. In fact, I’m never going to put on that whole damn thing of yours again. That’ll teach you.

19. Look, I really understand Jasmine's reasoning. But hasn’t she ever seen Yuki or something? If she doesn’t realize it: that guy is really exceptionally handsome. Okay, he also does well in the challenges, but the eye wants something too, even on such a deserted island.

20. How cool would it be if Rob just voluntarily gave up because he simply can’t take it anymore with John in one camp?

21. Aii, this is going to get ugly for Jasmine. But secretly I do enjoy it when the backstabbing starts.

22. René really has balls of steel with that immunity ring of his, I must say. I didn’t see that coming at all. Jasmine didn’t either, by the way.

23. Wait a minute, is Expedition Robinson just spontaneously changing the rules now? Or did they think this might take a bit too long, since Jasmine is now skipping those veterans and being sent straight to Loser Island?

24. Did Twitter understand any of this? Well, not really.