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Expedition Robinson: The Aftertalk

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Guys, episode 15 already. How is that possible? And we are still no closer to that merger. Because no matter how much Kamp Zuid is preparing for it, they are not in it tonight. I assume it will be announced very grandly in all the promos beforehand, and we haven't heard a word about that. So unfortunately, this season of Expeditie Robinson will probably really have around 45 episodes. But are we already bored? Noooo, crazy. Unlike John, by the way, who has been bored to death for ten episodes now.

1. Yes John, we also think it takes too long. It takes way too long before Rob and you have to take action.

2. That he also makes a plea about wanting to make new friends on the island and then immediately criticizes Rob as soon as he walks in. Maybe you should adjust your tactics a bit if you want people to actually like you.

3. ‘I’m going to do nothing again today.’ I present to you: the entire Expedition experience of John.

4. Even though we are already quite a few episodes in, I still continuously forget which group we see on Thursday and which we see on Sunday. I find it quite difficult.

5. Really. So. STUPID that the two newcomers have to face each other again. John is even starting to complain that he finds it all taking too long. Come on, makers, let Rob and John take action.

6. Wow, they are going to come home from a cold fair if that merger doesn’t happen afterwards. But honestly: it has to come, right? I find it hard to believe that they all took three months off for this. Although it is starting to look that way.

7. Annemiek is already covering herself = Annemiek who is getting voted out.

8. Miiii gado, what a terror trial again, I must say. So far, I have really only seen one trial that I would think I could do. I absolutely cannot do this.

9. Eh, WHUT? Saar is really handling this very well but holy shitballs, I really did not see this coming. The sunshine in the house is heading back to Loser Island.

10. John doesn’t know what to do out of craziness and decides to meditate. Expedition has never been so boring for someone.

11. Do you also notice that Nicolette has only looked stern the entire season, except during the eating trial? HAHA. Little sadist.

12. But well, they have been fantasizing about food for days, enjoying boiled eggs, so a bull's eye or something like that can also be included, right?

13. I can so well imagine that René feels completely cheated when it comes to the eating behavior of their other camp. When you are so craving food and you hear afterwards that you were put on rations for nothing… Pure anger.

14. #durftevragen: I am allergic to fish, shellfish, and crustaceans and I’m sure I’m not the only one with allergies. Do they take that into account in the program or is it also part of the deal that you eat everything, even if it makes you sick?

15. By the way, I’m glad I already ate tonight. This actually works really well against the urge to snack. A goat tongue: this is really not doable.

16. Hahaaaa. Jesus, what bosses, they are really going for it. Yuki is trembling, Jan is gagging, holy shit: just give them both immunity. What a hell this is.

17. From Snake Woman Dyantha to Brave Dyantha: the tide can turn.

18. I think I would rather eat a goat tongue than a plate full of cow stomach. That Defano just slurps it down like a spaghetti strand. No disrespect, hahaaa, you can also look at it that way.

19. Okay, one more time #durftevragen: can you not get sick from eating an eye? Sylvana now has two whole goat eyes in her stomach, how can those be digested?

20. HAHA. ‘I’m just losing this on experience because I’ve never had two of those balls in my mouth and she has.’ Well, well, well, René, I’m a bit speechless that you seriously made this connection.

21. But hey, Britt: why on earth are you challenging a chef to the worst variant? Chefs are probably the most adventurous eaters. She doesn’t flinch at a goat meatball or two.

22. Could that grainy mush be the seed of the goat or should I just not think about these kinds of things?

23. Noooo, and Robbert just escapes the dance. He doesn’t mind at all, by the way. Or could this be the reason he gets voted out? No, that would be too stupid.

24. But real talk: it can’t be otherwise than that we get the merger trial next Sunday? Otherwise, it will really take too long.

25. But that also means that the chance that both Rob and John will make it to that merger is really very high.

26. ‘And my ovulation is nearby, so it could very well be that I’m pregnant with a lamb.’ That’s also the only way to deal with the fact that you ate goat balls and still didn’t win. The best coping mechanism: humor. Although you can cry.

27. Ooooh no. No, no, no. This definitely means that Yuki has to go home. My heart can’t take this.

28. What sly foxes there. Just all on Yuki, the most handsome man on the island. And so sweet. Okay, maybe a bit too much English in between. But why him?

29. Who suddenly put a pile of onions under my nose during René’s speech for Yuki? Godverdegodver. Cried again at Expeditie Robinson.

30. Oh yes, I had completely forgotten this: he can just continue. I really want Yuki to win this entire expedition.

31. Oooh no, trouble in paradise with the veterans. But if Yuki has to fight against that loser again, I fear my TV will get smashed.

32. And, Twitter? Yes, they were also glued to the screen again. Gagging, I guess.