Hiring someone because he has a long middle finger?

And not only the length, but also the shape, the length of your finger joints, and how smoothly you can move your fingers back is a secret roadmap to your character traits. I read an article about this on happinez.nl  and decided to apply it to myself.

First of all: small hands or large hands

If you have small hands, then according to the article you are a quick thinker and quite impatient. Now I have a few friends with small hands and I can tell you: spot on, this analysis.

If you have large hands, then you are a versatile enjoyer of life. People with medium-sized hands would possess all characteristics.

Then about the length of the fingers
1. With short fingers, you have a helicopter view and are quick to take action. This also perfectly aligns with my small-handed and short-fingered (sounds quite odd like this) friends.
2. People with long fingers are analytical and have an eye for detail.
3.  A person with medium-length fingers would possess all these traits or perhaps have a selection from them.

Then the length of the finger joints
1. If your upper joints are the longest of the three joints, you are inspiring, spontaneous, and creative.
2. If your middle joint is the longest, then you are intellectual and concrete.
3. If your lower joint is the winner in terms of length (as is the case with me), then you are well-grounded, a doer, and love a physical challenge.

Then a few more interesting things.
1. If your index finger is shorter than your ring finger (check), then you have experienced a long period of uncertain feelings.
2. If your middle finger sticks out a bit (at least half a joint) above the rest, then you are structured and stick to agreements.
3. If you have a short pinky (where the tip barely reaches the top joint of your ring finger), then you are a late bloomer who only peaks after your thirties.

For what it's worth, I still found it entertaining and interesting. Save it for when you can go to the pub again someday. Ideal first date conversation material, right?

Image: Lidian van Megen