Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 11
I couldn't handle this. Not that entire episode. I feel Greg's pain. This is not going well at all. All those relationships going down the drain. Damn, and we thought Sorelis and Gulcin were just fools. No, these people were just smart in hindsight. Can't say that about everyone. Let's just roll up our sleeves and dive into the shit...
1. I suddenly get 8 Miles Eminem-like spit vibes bubbling up...
Who is my MC?
Can someone drop that beatbox?
Here it comes.
UH
UH
UH
Dear Grekkk
Now you're in a place...
Those b*shessss are CRAZY
Pull on the duvet cover
From the mud into the muck
Karina on the crack
She doesn't want to talk now
Daryl is her snack
Okay, you know? Fuck it, I'll just stick to writing...
2. Whuuut, sending a message in fifteen seconds? Instagram Story length, right? The creators are getting more sadistic by the year, hahaha.
3. So blissful: having prior information.
Jaydi: ‘I don't think I'm going to send anything.’
*We thinking…: babe, he hasn't been around for ages.
4. Okay, you know I shall quit bashing Denise with all her English statements ‘cauz actually she and Marco and the ‘eye on the prize’ video message are just really cute.
5. What is that for a ridiculous picnic basket from which that tablet is pulled out?
Ooooh, nothing can be in it either. I get it.
6. How Eva unknowingly ruined her entire video message in two words if Kevin was just looking for confirmation in what he wanted to hear...
‘Kevin???? She never calls me Kevin. It feels like a formal letter.’
7. How does 2021 feel so far?
I need a drink. And a whole lot of Daryl.
8. Oh no. I'm so nervous for Gregory.
He's grabbing the tablet...
OMG NO KARINA THAT MESSAGE HELP!!!!
He's processing what he just saw...
Looks sad...
Then says...
‘She had fifteen seconds to record the message and it didn't even take fifteen seconds...’
AAAAAH, my heart breaks.
Why is Liyah crying so hard?
And why am I actually crying?!
9. Can we also talk about the fact that Karina keeps saying that Gregory is here to prove himself but meanwhile, Mr. casually mentions that he closed his heart three years ago after she cheated? That's not the story we know here!
10. Oh no... Gregory is going completely crazy. He's losing it.
‘I told you, bro.’
‘I told you, bro.’
‘I, I SAID IT.’
‘SAID IT, BRO.’
*Renovates the place
* Breakdancing
* Almost a hole in my head from the bed frame
* I'm swallowing emotions that aren't even mine
* Is it because we're not used to stimuli anymore or is everyone becoming more sensitive?
* RIP little heart of Greg...
P.S.: What a super awkward cheap mafia party actually.
P.P.S.: Online aftertalk? Making friends on Insta can hierrrr on @kikiduren.
P.P.P.S.: WHO IS GREG KISSING NEXT WEEK??? With that chick with the blonde hair? More broken hearts, poor Liyah. Love is a battlefield…
P.P.P.P.S.: Just testing. Heart at the bottom if you also think that Marco and Greg really have an awesome bromance.
Image: RTL
