Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 9
This. Was. The. Most. Interesting. Episode. So. Far. Lovebirds moved in each other's nests for the first time, sexual tensions were explored deeper, connections (ugh, the word) were made, interventions were held, meine gute. Where to start? At the beginning then? Buckle up, let’s go.
1. I who does not try to laugh at the image of Sonny the meditation guru on the beach bed. ‘I am really extremely grateful for the process. I have gone from a boy to a man. And I am going to cash in on it now as a man. So, who can I help now?’
2. Nothing but praise for Jaydi, but that white lace embroidered stuff really comes too much in my face, man.
3. Would Denise – you desuurvvvvv bedderrrr – even realize that all those uplifting ‘yougotthisgurllll’ statements are a bit in our collective allergy?
4. Meanwhile, four men and four women are being sent home of whom I didn't even know existed, whoops.
5. Hahahaha, Sonny who gives Rosanna a heads up that when he is in the Netherlands they should meet up so he can see how he can help her, hahahaha.
6. Just a linguistic gem that I want to shed light on: the word ‘smashen’ that is dropped at random. ‘Yeah man. We just smash nicely. We just smashed well. Is your smash actually good yet? Has he already smashed with her?’
Karina: ‘I see Gregory at the pool with the lady he is smashing…’
7. OH NO EVEN PRETTY RICKY IS INFECTED WITH THE SMASH VIRUS.
‘Ricky: I would like to toast to the love and the smash we are going to have!’
Shuuuut up, you can also still have smash.
8. The intervention with Sonny is everything we have been hoping for for eight weeks – and more.
Marco: ‘I'm going to ask you a confronting question. Do you know the name of my girlfriend?’
Sonny: *here a cricket sound please*
Marco: ‘That's because you don't listen to others. You have blinders on, earplugs in, AND you talk.’
9. Okay, Marco has just been promoted in my head from Marco Lulletje Mallorca to Marco Give This Man An Oscar.
10. Just a few more questions, huh…
- Is Ricky really the ideal man or does he just stand out so much against Sonny that we are so into him?
- Could Daryl be sincere? I have the feeling that Karina sees relationship material in him and the guy is just super horny after two weeks of stimuli. That could become a thing.
P.S.: I’ve recently been chatting with participants about reality TV. Yes, that’s another new adventure. Just look here.
P.P.S.: DID KARINA SMASH WITH DARYL'S ANACONDA?
P.P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you're up for Liyah also smashing with Greg. DO IT.
Now. Already. Looking. Forward. To. Next. Week.
