20 x why Kourtney Kardashian is our spirit animal

We could all use a bit of Kourtney Kardashian's sarcasm and self-deprecation. Of all the sisters, she has by far the most humor, if you ask me. She says everything she thinks, and it often comes out in a hilarious way. Kourtney is down to earth, funny, and relatable. The following quotes from her will undoubtedly make you laugh. Let's take Kourtney's attitude with us into our resolutions for 2022. Here are 20 reasons that prove Kourt is our spirit animal.

1. She considers her presence an honor for others.
‘I’m gracing you with my presence.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

2. Kourtney is the view.
‘You’re blocking my view.’ – Scott Disick
‘I am the view.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

3. She keeps Kim grounded.
*Kim is having a mental breakdown because she lost her earrings.*
‘Kim, there are people that are dying.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

4. Kourtney embraces herself.
‘I’m in love.’ – Kourtney Kardashian
‘With who?” – Khloé Kardashian
‘With myself.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

5. Kourtney finds her weight unimportant.
‘Enough about my weight, let’s go eat some dinner.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

6. She sees herself as a queen.
‘Who calls you the queen?’ – Khloé Kardashian
‘Every single person on Instagram, Twitter and anyone that meets me.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

7. She knows how perfect she is.
‘Everyone makes mistakes. Are you that perfect that you can’t accept it?’ – Khloé Kardashian
‘Obviously.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

8. She doesn’t take it all too seriously.
‘I start laughing at Kim when she’s crying because I can’t help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

9. She is down to earth.
‘I’ll sit here and cry, while watching Titanic wishing I had a little romance in my life.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

10. She keeps Kim grounded part 2.
‘Did you know that I’m, like the number one Google search last week?’ – Kim Kardashian
‘Did you also know that you’re number two on the dumbest people?’ – Kourtney Kardashian

11. She puts herself first.
‘I don’t care about anybody.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

12. She handled her break-up (with Scott) well.
‘Let’s look on the bright side, now I have a huge closet, guys.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

13. She gives honest advice.
‘Kim, I don’t think normal people hate the people that they are together with this much.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

14. Again, honest.
*Kim and Kourtney running.*
‘Your ass is so large I don’t know how you can even run.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

15. She doesn’t waste time.
‘Okay, your conversations are too long, bye.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

16. She says it like it is.
‘Get over yourself.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

17. She doesn’t put in unnecessary effort.
‘My daily style is easy and effortless. I don’t like to take too much time getting ready.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

18. She is pure.
‘I like to take my time and not try to put too much pressure on myself, but it’s hard. I think I forget every time – you give birth and you want your stomach to be flat again.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

19. She knows what she can and cannot wear.
‘I’m five feet tall – I’m very petite – so for me, if I’m wearing a skirt or dress, it needs to be short, or else it makes me look drumpy. I need to wear either something really short or a maxi dress, anything in between just looks weird.’ – Kourtney Kardashian

20. She is more confident than ever.
‘I’m proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever.’ – Kourtney Kardashian