BDE: this is why women go wild for Pete Davidson

Pete Davidson is hot. We can't ignore it anymore. By now, I even think we can acknowledge it as a fact. But to be fair: Ariana Grande was the first to notice it. But what exactly is it that makes Pete Davidson so attractive that women like Kate Beckinsale, Kaia Gerber, Margaret Qualley, Phoebe Dyvenor, and now Kim Kardashian fall for his charms?

Well, if I may believe the experts, it has everything to do with BDE. What does that stand for? Big. Dick. Energy. And Pete has it. Now, Ariana Grande has spoken out before about the size of his genitalia, and that it is quite impressive (10 inches according to Ariana, which is 25.4 centimeters: hoooly shit), but don't get me wrong: BDE is not just about your size, it’s a way of living. Could fit on a tile, right?

The Standard describes it as a ‘effortless, light kind of confidence and charisma that comes from knowing you are well-endowed’. Urban Dictionary describes it as ‘confidence without arrogance. It is never misplaced and cannot be faked. It is the sexual equivalent of writing a 10K check, knowing you have it in your bank account.’

But what if you are not as well-endowed as Pete or identify as a woman? No stress, that Big Dick is not essential for Big Dick Energy. As I said: it’s a way of living. Here are some examples of women with BDE: Rihanna. Serena Williams. Adele.

Finally, there is indeed such a thing as Little Dick Energy. An example of this is Donald Trump. Stay as far away as possible, because these are nasty, narcissistic people. See also: probably your ex. They often fall into the LDE category after a relationship.