Royal Report from Prince Charming

The last Prince Charming of the year. That week between Christmas and New Year's where you don't know what to do with your life. What to eat. What time to get up. Should you actually work today or is it Saturday? No. Idea. Seriously, I always have so much trouble with that that today I actually set the alarm to remind me that it's Wednesday and that the new Prince Charming is online. Luckily, because I wouldn't want to miss this one. Well, I don't want to miss next week's either — those cliffhangers are always very on point, I must say. But first things first: it was enjoyable again.

1. Everyone is so wonderfully politically correct with their ‘irritation level’, which supposedly isn't that high.

2. Can we take a moment for Michael who is being carried on Lesley's back through the Trulli's? Too sweet.

3. It seems a bit awkward to all go clay modeling in the middle of such a square, I think. You also see many bystanders looking on with a bit of wonder.

4. By the way, I dare to bet right now that Chris is really not going to choose the one who can actually clay model the best, he will just choose the one he likes the most.

5. In other words, it's going to be Jakob or Lars.

6. Phew, finally Jimmy gets his moment too. I hope he saw this coming or does he just take that hug to every activity hoping he can tell his story?

7. See. SEE. Lars is the winner. Scott, you're right, it's a poster.

8. AND SEE: Jakob right behind. I should become a fortune teller. Or well, literally all participants of Prince Charming figured this out too, so maybe the Prince should be a little less transparent.

9. I mean, just skip the whole clay modeling. Just say: ‘Dear men, today we are having a competition and Lars and Jakob have won. See you tonight!’ Then the rest can also get some rest.

10. Okay, okay, I do feel that tension a bit between Scott and Chris, you know.

11. What are the chances that Chris planned this Bachata night himself? None, right?

12. And, makers: I think it all becomes much juicier if you just let all the men mingle with each other.

13. And I also want to see the others dance with each other. It can't be that there are zero tensions among them, right? And in a positive way, please. We want to see love.

14. A date to a museum is at the absolute number one of please-don't-say. Especially not if you have to look at a few stones.

15. Honestly: I can see Jakob and Lars as a couple too. Anyone with me?

16. ‘But are you also interested in me?’
‘YES. Otherwise, you wouldn't be sitting here.’
‘Oooh, I thought it was because I made the prettiest clay piece?’

17. STOP. What is happening here? No, how awkward. Lars is just accidentally rejecting him. Go for a redo. DO SOMETHING.

18. Oooookee. Guys, guys, get a room, Prince and Jakob.

19. Tuktuk and romantic sunset and a heavy make-out session vs. visiting a little museum with some stones. Tough choice on who had the better date.

20. Oh no. No way, Jimmy, you're not going to give up, right? You're the person who brings the most liveliness to the brewery so we as viewers won't accept it if you sit down and give up. Just so you know.

21. But honestly; I have no idea who will go home. If I have to choose... Michael? It looked so awkward when they were dancing, but maybe that was also due to Michael's smoothness and Chris's slight lack thereof.

22. My heart breaks a little for Marcel. It seems really weird to kiss someone extensively one day and then not even speak to them the next day but hear that he has hooked up with someone else.

23. WAIT. What is happening here. What. Is happening. Here. Chris, hello, are we in contact? Are you seriously sending home the guy you wanted to kiss on the mouth a few hours ago and who turned his cheek to you?

24. I am in shock. And I am also very curious how this ceremony would have gone if Lars had fully gone for that kiss.

25. Why does this ominous music keep playing? Are more than two going home?

26. ‘Two beautiful men standing in front of me.’ Yaaasss, Tyra Banks, tell it to them.

27. That Michael has to go is not entirely surprising, but I find him so cute. Look at how he stands there. Happy egg. And that hair. I'm a fan.

28. Wait a minute, am I only finding out in episode 7 that their iPad is called the ‘Chrispad’? How cool is that.

29. Yesss, the family episode. And booties. I see a lot of butts. Jimmy has a connection with someone. Open relationships are Chris's thing. Scott making out. So much is happening. Holy shitballs.

30. Yes, makers, you have done it again. Can someone give them an Oscar for these intense cliffhangers every time? Oh dear, if this one disappoints again.