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Prince Charming season 2 episode 2

Hellooo royal viewers of Prince Charming. Honestly: I really enjoyed last week. Maybe because I didn't have very high expectations, maybe because I still had to process the whole Bert-Delphine debacle from Temptation... Anyway, I'm really looking forward to it again. And how nice that it's on a Wednesday? It breaks the week so nicely.

1. ‘I cry, I weep, I scream without sound.’ Loooove this sense of drama. They were literally there for two days, right?

2. Yesss, new meat in the tub. Come on.

3. ‘Why so many?!’ HAHA, very good question. That would also be the first thing that would come to my mind.

4. Almost four years in the Netherlands. Four years? Wow, he speaks Dutch so well, I must say.

5. Uh, why do all those participants already know each other? There’s going to be so much flirting going on among them. That Prince Charming will ultimately have to work hard to get attention from his participants.

6. ‘I literally have a bit of an obsession with cheese.’ Same, Roy, same.

7. Especially Donnavon is totally fine with it all. He’s wide-eyed.

8. Bobby is really intensely handsome, I must say. How can Rick not see any competition here? He paints, he poses for photos with cats, he’s an all-round artist from Barcelona. How ideal do you want it to be?

9. HAHA. That Riiiiiick. ‘So I have a spot open on the left side. So... That’s something to think about.’ He has completely forgotten about the whole Prince Charming thing.

10. Because he’s actually just on a date with Roy now. That’s exactly what’s happening right now.

11. ‘How are the new men received?’ Prince Charming Chris wonders. Well, don’t worry: they’re coming into a warm nest.

12. ‘Hello gentlemen. Have you forgotten me? You know, the person you signed up for this program for? Hellooo?’

13. Wait, whut? Mister all-round artist has never drunk alcohol — never had wine — before? This is really hard for me to imagine as a functioning alcoholic.

14. Roy is going to be a finalist, mark my words. All the participants and Chris himself already see him sitting there. It can't go wrong.

15. Yes, indeed, not even five seconds and the first swallow-or-spit joke has already been made.

16. It’s just too coincidental that they keep throwing in the side that fits their story and/or experience perfectly. Production?

17. Casper is the Joe Goldberg of this season and you can't convince me otherwise. The sly creep. He should have been the voice-over too.

18. I don’t know, I’m not really feeling that tension between Lars and Chris yet. But to be completely honest, I feel little tension from Chris anyway. The staccato Tel Sell level is still a bit too high.

19. Missed opportunity that they didn’t just send Rick and Roy on a date in the meantime.

20. Yes, indeed, and once again a joke about fingering is made within five seconds while making pasta. These men do not disappoint with the obvious joke.

21. ‘I’m still shitting fifty shades of grey.’ These aren’t even texts, Donnavon. Mister Grey will see you now.

22. Ooooh, they’re all going to eat it together. Were they that jealous? Of chopping tomatoes?

23. Geez, this season is full of dice games and games and questions where people are definitely going to cry.

24. See: it’s really not a coincidence that Rick gets this question. Because uh... Doesn’t he have an alter ego in the adult film industry?

25. ‘Of course we had a bit of eye contact.’ OF COURSE yes, Casper. That stare of yours is hard to avoid.

26. See, there are the tears. Happens every time. No exception.

27. Okay, let’s make a prediction. Who’s going home? I have the feeling that we really haven’t seen much of the men today.

28. Yes, I think Mister all-round artist is going out. Not drinking wine, a bit airy-fairy... That doesn’t fit Chris's autocue tone of voice. He’s going out.

29. See: BAM. Such a nice feeling when you’re right. Tough luck for Bobby, but I guess it will be fine with him.

30. ‘You taste like more to me.’ Oehoehoehhh.

31. Whut? I actually found Donnavon quite nice, these and previous episodes. A bit of life in the brewery. But he was already flirting with the other participants so hopefully he’s already slid into DMs here and there.

32. Oooh, that letter. And Rick is going to share that he’s a porn actor. Sorry, should I have said spoiler?

33. And Twitter? Yes, it’s also getting more and more lively there.