Proven: drinking three cups of coffee a day can shrink your breasts

Coffee is necessary. Always, every day. We get you. And coffee isn't that bad for you. Few calories if you drink it black, just the boost you’re looking for.

And so we all drink it with all love. But too much coffee may not be so good for your bosom, research now shows. Because drinking three cups of coffee a day could already shrink your round breasts.

Hi boobies
The research was conducted in Sweden and studied the relationship between the coffee intake of nearly three hundred women and their changes in breast size. It could be coincidence, but well, in science they don’t really believe in coincidence. What’s the case? There does seem to be a relationship between small boobies and loving a cup of joe. The amount of caffeine, especially when it comes to relatively high caffeine intake per day, on all days of the week, impacts women's hormone levels.

And yes, you need those hormones for your full décolletage. Women who drink a lot of coffee, 3 cups or more, had smaller breasts – on average 17 percent (!) smaller than women who drink less or no coffee at all. Again: it could be coincidence, but yes, you can’t be sure. Should you skip that cup of coffee in the morning from now on? No way. Because it’s not like it works the other way around: that if you don’t drink coffee, you suddenly grow a cup size larger. Unfortunately. If only life were that simple.

Mini
The good news: according to lead researcher Helena Jernström from Lund University in Sweden, breasts will get smaller, but not disappear. Wow, that’s nice. Size mini is indeed possible, if you’re a fan of those roasted beans, but you do have energy with your cup A or B, you know. And you know what? Beauty and sex appeal are no longer about someone’s sizes.

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