Shall we complain about hay fever together?

The only, only, but really the only downside to this season is…hay fever. I sneeze all day long and you probably do too, because I have the feeling that we are all under the spell of the pollen by now. In the spirit of shared misery is half misery: shall we complain for a moment? And feel free to add on.

1. Sneezing from sneezing
First of all, I sneeze so hard. It's just that the windows are open, otherwise they would have all shattered from misery. And yes, really, it all comes with such primal force that some droplets fly out immediately, and not just from the nose.

2. You sneeze so long that it becomes dangerous
Because during driving you can suddenly drive with your eyes closed for a full second because of that annoying sneeze. Quite dangerous when you think about it.

3. Your makeup doesn’t last longer than fifteen minutes
Then you have everything wiped off and sneezed away.

4. All the medications make you tired
And it seems that it only gets worse because of those medications.

Wake me up when it becomes winter?

More sex apparently helps against hay fever. Just sayin’.