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Temptation Island: the aftershow episode 4

temptation island the aftertalk episode 4

Yesss good morning, dear disaster tourists. Are we ready again? Yesterday was finally the first campfire, where the seducers are also allowed to peek. Love it. That’s obviously going to cause even more drama, and that’s actually what you watch Temptation for. Curious how many times Bert shed a tear this episode? Let’s gooo.

1. I think that every season the same Pussycat Dolls song is played during the men's roles. Admittedly: it’s all very fitting, but those shots of those seductive girls dancing to that song feel a bit forced every time.

2. Aylin has been together with Efrain for two years, but Efrain participated last year as a seducer in this same program. Now, math was not my strongest subject, but this doesn’t quite add up.

3. To agree in a relationship that one can drink more than the other is one of the most toxic things that exist.

4. ’Honestly: don’t let a man come, let a man stay.’ What. A. Line. Bet he’s proud of himself for coming up with this sentence?

5. My god, I even get really annoyed by that Bob. If a girl yawns right in your face and you still manage to give that a positive twist, then you really have a plate for your head.

6. ’He’s starting to skate on thin ice again’ is also a saying that could easily go on a tile. A case of look-at-me-acting-wise-although-I-don’t-know-what-I’m-saying.

7. For someone who says he doesn’t cry easily, Bert is crying quite a lot.

8. Ooooh, you sly, sly producers. That poor Bert, his tears are almost gone, and then you let that tablet go off. This is why we can’t have nice things.

9. I really think it’s a plus that the seducers can also see the footage. And also quite dangerous. They now know exactly what they can play into.

10. Just a prediction in between: there won’t be a single couple that doesn’t mess up. I’m sure of it. If anyone is interested in a bet, let me know.

11. The fact that they didn’t call mini-golf with shots mid-shot-golf is really a missed opportunity. Seriously; this could actually be a hit.

12. ’I’m definitely into southern types.’ What does that meaaaan? What’s up with all these statements today? Is everyone suffering from a sunstroke?

13. Also that ‘I’m such a door that’s closed, but not locked, so that player can come back up at any moment.’ What iiiiiiis this. Make it stoooop.

14. Efrain is just participating for the fame, that’s clear. Otherwise, you wouldn’t come up with this kind of text, knowing your girlfriend will see it.

15. That poor Delphine doesn’t know what she’s in for. You don’t track him for just two days and he immediately starts grinding with other girls. How dare he.

16. Using a job to maintain your relationship like blackmail material doesn’t seem like the healthiest situation.

17. ’Day three and I’m just sitting here crapping’ is again a perfect example of the difference between the Belgian and Dutch language.

18. Aahhh, I find Monica too sweet. Although I really want to know what’s going on in her head when she sees all that footage.

19. The next episode. Those images of Delphine. Some things you just really have to keep to yourself and be ashamed of in silence. Hanging cameras at home? Whut?

Aahh, I think this is going to be such a delightful season. I’m obviously following all the Insta accounts like Juicechannel that have already dropped quite a few spoilers and this is going to be totally worth watching. Just in time to finish so we can all party with Bert. Alaaaaf.

PS. Was there anything interesting to read on Twitter, you wonder? Oh definitely. These were the funniest gems of this week.