30x the worst Tinder opening lines

In the mood for a spontaneous meeting on Friday night? That's too bad, because that's not happening for a while. Maybe at most an awkward encounter before 8 PM. So it's a tricky story. Well, poor singles, I really feel for them in these corona times. Luckily, they still have Tinder to fall back on, although I don't know if success is guaranteed on this app. When I sometimes read conversations on the phones of my single friends, my hair really stands on end. Is it just me or can men really not flirt online? There's even a whole page dedicated to it on Reddit: ‘Worst pick-up lines on Tinder’. Some opening lines are so bad that I think they might actually work. Others are just awful. See for yourself.

1. ‘Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.’

2. ‘Have you got an ugly boyfriend?’
‘No.’
‘So are you looking for one?’

3. ‘Hi my name is Daniel, if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight.’

4. ‘You have a bit cute on your face.’

5. ‘Are you a model?’
‘No.’
‘Oh, when did you quit?’

6. ‘Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.’

7. ‘I’m gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the ‘Hottest Singles of the Week’ list.’

8. ‘Your hands seem pretty heavy… Let me hold that for you.’

9. ‘My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.’

10. ‘You dropped something: my jaw.’

11. ‘I can’t cook a good lasagna, but I can cook a great lasagna.’

12. ‘Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have sex inside my car.’
‘Up above the world so high, think I’d rather fucking die.’

13. ‘Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.’

14. ‘I can’t believe you’re called Lola, my dog was also called Lola.’

15. ‘Titanic. Sorry, that was a horrible ice breaker.’

16. ‘I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love you see you go down.’

17. ‘So how do you like your eggs in the morning?’

18. ‘Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.’

19. ‘If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.’

20. ‘They say you are what you eat. If that’s true, I could be you by the morning.’

21. ‘Are you a terrorist? Because you make my heart go boom.’

22. ‘How are you beautiful?’
‘Genetics, I guess.’

23. ‘Is your last name Waldo? Because a girl like you is hard to find.’

24. ‘You have beautiful eyes. I mean, your eyes are whatever.’

25. ‘You like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-ritto.’

26. ‘Call me ASAP.’

27. ‘How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?’
‘Uhmmm, 8?’
‘Ten tickles.’
‘Ohhhh boy.’

28. ‘What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget?’

29. ‘You are so pretty. You actually remind me so much of my ex girlfriend it made me tear up a bit.’

30. ‘615BF2CB044. It’s the wifi password. I figured out you were gonna ask for it eventually anyway.’