25 things we all say when we're drunk

It's almost the weekend again, and that means it's high time to hit the bars tonight. I assume everyone has recovered from King's Day, so now we can get back to it. Is your alter ego going to take over again tonight? In that case, the following statements will undoubtedly come up. And don't forget: regret is something for later.

1. ‘I might be tipsy, but I'm definitely not drunk.’ (completely wasted)

2. ‘This round of shots is on me!’

3. ‘I'll have a vodka-soda with a lemon.’ (you can't taste anything anyway)

4. ‘I'm going to tell you something now, but you really can't share it with anyone.’

5. ‘Normally, I never talk about this with people.’

6. ‘Oh come on, darling, you look absolutely fantastic.’

7. ‘Let's meet up really soon, okay?’ (this is never going to happen)

8. ‘Is my mascara running?’

9. ‘Do you happen to have any Purol in your bag?’

10. ‘I'm really not saying this because I'm drunk.’ (or maybe I am)

11. ‘You really deserve so much better, let him go.’

12. ‘Don't look right away, but there's a mega snack behind you.’

13. ‘I've completely had it with men.’

14. ‘You are really my very, very, very best friend.’

15. ‘You really have to send me those photos tomorrow, okay?’

16. ‘Shall we pee together?’

17. ‘We really need to do this much more often.’

18. ‘So this is really my number.’

19. ‘I've lost my phone.’

20. ‘Do you have my coat check ticket?’

21. ‘I'm really completely wasted.’

22. ‘Yes, you should text him right now!’

23. ‘Shall we stop by McDonald's for a bit?’

24. ‘Shall I go ahead and order an Uber?’

25. ‘Let me know when you get home safely?’ (you always forget this)