31 x things we all do but don't like to admit

We all do things sometimes that we would rather not admit or that we just don't talk about. For example, pretending not to see someone on the street to avoid a very awkward conversation. Or taking a long time to order in a restaurant, while you actually know exactly what you want. I'm pretty sure everyone recognizes all the points below.

1. Checking your partner's phone.

2. Lying about a deadline to get out of an appointment.

3. Calculating a very easy math problem with your phone anyway.

4. Staring out the car window with music on and pretending you're in a music video.

5. Picking up your thong with your toes from the ground and throwing it up to catch it.

6. Nodding very convincingly at someone while you actually understand very little of the whole story.

7. Waving at the wrong person on the street and pretending you're fixing your hair.

8. Checking all the closets before going to sleep because you're afraid someone has been living in your house for months.

9. Coming home and secretly being very happy that there is absolutely no one there.

10. Forgetting someone's name who has introduced themselves four times, making it impossible for you to ever call this person by name again.

11. Peeking into someone else's cabinets when you're visiting somewhere else. Personally, I'm always curious about what kind of creams someone else uses.

12. Walking in the wrong direction but not wanting anyone to notice, pretending there's a very specific reason you're walking back.

13. Rehashing a discussion from years ago in your head with new and better arguments.

14. Responding to someone's message and pretending you're just now reading that message.

15. Calling someone and at the same time hoping very much that they don't pick up. Or just hanging up after the phone has only rung twice.

16. Receiving a call and putting your phone down until the vibrating stops, then sending a message saying you see a missed call but were really busy.

17. Shaving the little hairs on your toes.

18. Pretending to be busy on your phone to avoid eye contact with someone.

19. Talking to your pet like an idiot in a mommy or daddy voice.

20. Becoming terrified at airport customs because you suddenly think someone has put drugs in your bag.

21. Getting nervous from a store alarm and thinking that you accidentally stole something.

22. Going through someone's entire profile on Instagram, including that of their family members, suddenly knowing way too much.

23. Turning down the music in the car because otherwise you can't park.

24. Immediately replaying a song that is almost over because you accidentally missed your favorite part.

25. Singing or humming very loudly while actually being terrified because you're walking alone in the dark.

26. Being absolutely convinced that you're going to be kidnapped because a passing car isn't driving fast enough.

27. Not remembering how to spell a very simple word and looking it up on Google because you're actually a control freak.

28. Saying the opposite of what you think because you don't feel like having a discussion.

29. When you've had one date, immediately thinking about whether you want to keep your own name after your marriage or if you should take the other person's name.

30. Saying that you've had a piece of clothing for a long time when someone compliments you on how you look. Just because you don't know how to handle a compliment.

31. Recognizing everything from above but still pretending that you really don't do some things.