11 dirty things you do together in a long relationship

When you've been a couple for a long time, it can lead to dirty things. After all, you feel more and more comfortable with each other and then you naturally become... dirty.

And so does your partner. You are no longer ashamed of anything and well, as long as you both do it together, no one else needs to know, right? What happens in your house can happily stay in your house. Your relationship, your rules. And better to know from now on: so many couples do this. Secretly, or not secretly at all.

But if you've crossed the seven-year mark of being together, well, there's very little left that you feel embarrassed about. Especially if you have children and you've gone through childbirth: pretty much the most painful and pure moment of your life. Including amniotic fluid on the floor, blood all over, huge pads, leaking breasts, painful vagina, stitches here, stitches there, crying and screaming from pushing, with legs wide open with doctors and all... Well. If you can handle that, you can handle a lot of ordinary things afterwards too.

Like these 11. 

1. Picking your nose. If he does it too, so be it.
2. Peeing with the door open. Feel free.
3. Not washing your hands after using the toilet
4.Popping a pimple while the other is also in the bathroom
5.Eating greasy food. In bed. With your fingers. That you lick.
5. Eating stinky chips. Or garlic sauce. Yummy.
6. Shaving in the shower while the other is also in the shower. Does it matter.
7. Lying in bed with a hangover. Even better if the other is hungover too.
8. Bitten nails. Who cares, you'll paint them nicely again and it's fine.
9. Snoring, slurping, or burping. All fine as long as you know each other long enough.
10. Farting and letting it stink. Oopsie, sorry, darling.