Whut: are Kylie and Travis getting married?
My goodness, the drama surrounding the KarJenners is almost impossible to keep up with. Most of it revolves around Khloé, who was cheated on for the umpteenth time by on-again, off-again lover Tristan ‘Third Trimester’ Thompson, who also impregnated another woman. Then last week it also came out that Khloé and he were expecting another child via a surrogate mother, and that could be born at any moment. And then Tristan was also spotted in Mykonos walking hand in hand with another woman. I would really like to take a look inside this man's brain because I literally don't understand any of his actions.
I truly understand nothing about most members of the KarJenner clan, because now fans have discovered that Kylie and Travis are probably getting married in December. Uh, what? Sure, they have two kids together (just a reminder: we still don't know what The Baby Formerly Known As Wolf is now called), but they also gave an interview to Vogue this year in which they said they were not a couple. Last week, Kylie suddenly started posting photos of Travis and her together again, so maybe they are indeed back together. And then they move quickly if they want to get married this year.
How did fans find out about this? They found on the website Scully & Scully a wedding register, or a wish list of gifts for a wedding. This list was in the name of ‘Mother Goose and Cactus Jack’. Those names may sound strange, but they are not: Kylie is often called Mother Goose by her daughter Stormi, and Travis has a record label called Cactus Jack. The date of the wedding is also listed: they would exchange vows on December 10, 2022.
A striking detail is that within a day of this leaking online, the list was still online but the names were removed. That certainly makes it a lot more suspicious and it seems even more likely that it indeed belongs to Kylie and Travis.
And then of course what we all want to know: what is on their wish list? Well, I would really like to be at their wedding, but I fear I simply can't afford it. What a bizarre list, I must say. You might think that two incredibly wealthy celebrities don't need or want much, but in this case, nothing could be further from the truth. Check out the entire list here, but I will summarize the most notable items below.
– A crystal cactus for the garden in green: $36.750
– A white cabinet: $255.000
– A mini orange fish for the table: $3.200
– A crystal Buddha: $8.460
– A crystal chess set: $15.000
– A crystal domino game, of course: $8.300
– A chandelier, of — of course — crystal: $98.500
– Another chandelier (obviously) made of crystal (OBVIOUSLY): $500.000
– Another chess set (I had my doubts about whether they would use that first set, let alone two): $75.000
– A seafood decoration for the table: $130.000
Believe me: you want to see this lengthy list for yourself. If you thought the KarJenners were even a little bit like us, you are quickly brought back to reality.
Photos: Instagram @kyliejenner
